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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006286 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2340 on: February 20, 2013, 05:33:20 pm »

( Add the point to endurance, so it will be +3 )

Run over to Nahere and teach him the meaning of pain.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2341 on: February 20, 2013, 05:44:27 pm »

Sweet SuperScience!

((Thank you for that. It will make my job so much easier.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2342 on: February 20, 2013, 06:13:07 pm »

I'll be sure to keep all that in mind...

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2343 on: February 20, 2013, 11:20:38 pm »

"Someone's already trying to kill me, huh? Oh well."
Look at Baba, say:
"Cainthalsaz Cycallozion".
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2344 on: February 21, 2013, 12:07:19 am »

Oh fucking hell yes.

Things!


[pot:6]

A wooden staff appears in front of you, fading into existence. At the top of the staff is a crook, and in that crook is a point of tempesting light the size of a marble. It shifts rapidly between red and blue and green and yellow, throwing off thin strands of light one moment and sparks the next.

Oh yeah, NOW you change that.  :P  Does it apply when you're drawing stupidly huge rune circles?  (You have pool five, draw five runes every turn, etc)


In any case, I have a duel to the death to take care of. 


"Okay, Mr. Null.  Let's do this."

Head down to the first floor with my useful-sized mace.  Give it a few swings on the way down to see how it feels.  Get ready to duel Null.  If he attacks, club him in the kneecap.
You give the club a few swings as you walk down stairs. It's heavy, but not impossible to wield. It will do some damage, thats for sure.  Null is waiting for you under the Gazebo.

"Magic weapon huh?" He says, eying you as you walk over. "Well, can't use this." He hands his sword off to his snake, who carefully takes it by the handle.

"We allowed to use the powers of a weapon like that? You gonna control stone on me?"

((Well, that sure is a handy change.))

"~Blingety-bling, oh yes!~"

Science things.
[pot:5+2]

Derm sparkles a bit.

( Add the point to endurance, so it will be +3 )

Run over to Nahere and teach him the meaning of pain.
"Someone's already trying to kill me, huh? Oh well."
Look at Baba, say:
"Cainthalsaz Cycallozion".
[Baba dex:2-1]
[nahere dex:2]

Baba charges toward Nahere. Unfortunately baba is very slow and Nahere has plenty of time to mount a counter offense.

[Nahere pot:1+1]

Nahere's words fail to conjure even the smallest rabbit from the tiniest  hat. Baba continues to charge.

[baba dex:5-1]
[Nahere dex:1]
[baba str:4-1]
[nahere end:3-1]

Baba delivers a rather weak running punch but catches Nahere square in the nose and sends him stumbling back with a massive nose bleed. 

Sweet SuperScience!

((Thank you for that. It will make my job so much easier.))

[pot:6+1]

An aura of solid diamond appears and hardens around you, encasing you inside it.

"This has gone poorly."

I'll be sure to keep all that in mind...

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[pot:4+1]
You inscribe a single rune into the circle.






Corsair:Corsair: Pool:4/4 [Third floor, center platform.]

Stephen:GWG: pool:1/1 [third floor, south stairs]

Baba(1):Akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [Second floor, west stairs]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: (Spider man. body of arcane energy)(no legs)[5th floor, North area, on pillar]

Tod-1(14):Harry: Pool:6/6 [second floor, east stairs]

Thrakor(31):Toaster: Pool:5/5 [first floor, center]

Nahere:: Pool: 2/3 [second floor, west stairs]

Derm:Derm:Pool:4/4 [second floor, west stairs]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2345 on: February 21, 2013, 12:31:25 am »

Lets see if you can use your spells without a jaw! Let my fists fly as I furiously fight my fearsome foe.

Gouge out his eyes so he can't look into mine. Then punch him.......HARD.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2346 on: February 21, 2013, 12:34:03 am »

"Nah, no control.  Just melee with whatever weapon you select."


Same as above.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2347 on: February 21, 2013, 12:53:16 am »

"~Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!~"

Moar science.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2348 on: February 21, 2013, 01:07:24 am »

Look Baba in the eyes and say:
"Cainthalsaz Cycallozion".
((See later post for new action.))
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 01:15:14 pm by Nahere »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2349 on: February 21, 2013, 05:08:19 am »

((Well then first things first))
Run away from the mean people and hide when far away say Cainthalsaz Je'real and slap anyone who comes near with arcaney hand (If the spell works)
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2350 on: February 21, 2013, 07:27:00 am »

Grab the staff and do actions! Use the staff to amplify the spell.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 07:49:32 am by dermonster »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2351 on: February 21, 2013, 11:31:56 am »

I love diamond overshots. I think you guys could escape the arena if you just kept stacking these huge diamonds to the roof.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2352 on: February 21, 2013, 12:04:42 pm »

I blasted a huge hole in the side and just penetrated deep into solid rock.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2353 on: February 21, 2013, 01:17:35 pm »

((I had a much more entertaining idea.  :P ))
Try and strangle Baba while shouting:
"Cainthalsaz Shorbitael".
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2354 on: February 21, 2013, 02:52:08 pm »

Lets see if you can use your spells without a jaw! Let my fists fly as I furiously fight my fearsome foe.

Gouge out his eyes so he can't look into mine. Then punch him.......HARD.
((I had a much more entertaining idea.  :P ))
Try and strangle Baba while shouting:
"Cainthalsaz Shorbitael".

[baba dex:4-1]
[Nahere dex:5]

[baba dex:2-1]
[nahere dex:3]

Nahere lunges and gets his hands around Baba's neck. As he struggles to push him to the ground, he shouts an incantation.

[nahere pot: 3+1]
[baba end:3+3]

Baba's flesh begins to boil and melt as an aura of pure magical energy envelops Nahere's hands. Baba rips himself free as Nahere's hands grow slick with melted skin and fat; bleeding profusely but not fatally.


"Nah, no control.  Just melee with whatever weapon you select."


Same as above.
"Ah. Well in that case."

Null speaks a few words and gets himself a metal halberd. Droplets of yellowish fluid condense on it's edge and drip onto the stone, burning small holes where they land.

"Any rules you'd like to lay down, or shall we begin?"

"~Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!~"

Moar science.

[pot:1+2]
[will:1]

A kitten drops onto your head.

"Well, if that isn't the most adorable magical fuck up I don't know what is."

((Well then first things first))
Run away from the mean people and hide when far away say Cainthalsaz Je'real and slap anyone who comes near with arcaney hand (If the spell works)

You're on the central platform. Which has no bridges to it anymore. So running is gonna be a bit hard.


[pot:1]

Your left arm turns into arcane energy that immediately evaporates and leaves you with a horrible bleeding stump.

[bleeding out: 2 turns]

Grab the staff and do actions! Use the staff to amplify the spell.


[pot:2]

Nothing happens. Perhaps thats for the best, considering your location.





Corsair:Corsair: Pool:4/4 (left arm gone, bleedng out)[Third floor, center platform.]

Stephen:GWG: pool:1/1 [third floor, south stairs]

Baba(1):Akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [Second floor, west stairs]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: (Spider man. body of arcane energy)(no legs)[5th floor, North area, on pillar]

Tod-1(14):Harry: Pool:6/6 [second floor, east stairs]

Thrakor(31):Toaster: Pool:5/5 [first floor, center]

Nahere:: Pool: 1/3 [second floor, west stairs]

Derm:Derm:Pool:4/4 [second floor, west stairs]
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