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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1011748 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2325 on: February 19, 2013, 01:29:51 pm »

Well, transforming single limbs or entire bodies hasn't killed anyone yet, and someone did something horrible to their chest temporarily and they were fine afterwards.

Don't turn your lungs into kittens though.  That doesn't work.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2326 on: February 19, 2013, 02:42:26 pm »

That's because flesh needs a blood supply, but if you turn all your organs in your chest+plus all your blood in your chest into a gas, you don't have blood flowing to your head, or limbs.
You can't have blood flow without a solid heart.

Maybe solids would work, but gases..... especially corrosive ones, are too dangerous
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2327 on: February 19, 2013, 04:04:13 pm »

Gars Kenthablaw? 8)

((Wait a minute, that's what Gars does? I think I actually tried Gars on its own once.

EDIT: Ah, it seems to be a torso word. I should probably reread the entire thread. Will simplify things quite a bit, I bet.))
it is torso... But turning your torso into wood can be dangerous if you don't have high will, as blood won't get through your body....But if you roll good, you won't have any problems with heart stopping for a while

Not as bad as turning only your torso into gas.....

I turned my hips down into wood at some point and broke off a fake leg. I had no will rolls, so, as long as the spell works right, I don't think rolls are involved with that.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2328 on: February 19, 2013, 04:10:20 pm »

Well.... There is a difference between your legs and your torso.....
Your legs don't have any vital organs...
Your torso has almost all of them..,,
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2329 on: February 19, 2013, 04:14:24 pm »

Your legs are crucial for bloodflow. Very very dangerous to get shot in the leg.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2330 on: February 19, 2013, 04:22:24 pm »

But you don't need legs to survive, you bleed out because you have ridiculous arteries in your legs
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I wonder how your blood would flow when your heart is now vapors, or how your brain would get oxygen without lungs
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2331 on: February 19, 2013, 04:24:22 pm »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2332 on: February 19, 2013, 04:35:18 pm »

I think Derm is right.  Considering we've had bodies of solid rubber and arcane energy with no ill effects, I don't think a gaseous torso is going to kill you.

Also, just ask Null.

You punch the insulting stone sign. It sort of explodes violently as you do so. You try to grab one of the larger stones but that stone explodes as you touch it.

"Wait, shouldn't that mean the stone under my feet should be exploding too?"

"Don't second guess magic." Null says, idly picking his teeth while a stone throne rises out of the ground  for him to sit on.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2333 on: February 19, 2013, 06:57:45 pm »

"Sir, I am a floating cloud of energy that is still somehow bound by the laws of gravity. Do not even begin to question these things. The universe just might answer, and no one here would like that."

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2334 on: February 19, 2013, 09:44:37 pm »

"Ah, 'tis abaht tahm fo' some fayuh fortune."

(I'm trying to imitate the accent of Stephen Blackpool of Hard Times and failing miserably. Help?)

Draw circle using the ink.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2335 on: February 19, 2013, 09:49:47 pm »

Finally someone screws with runes.  Tempted to draw something on my "mace" but I have no clue what I'd get.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2336 on: February 20, 2013, 03:56:53 pm »

Be annoyed at loading times. Tap foot impatiently. Also, you know, dodge.


ANGRY LOADING!

Find some weakling to beat too death.

You choose rand. Since rand hasn't moved. And seeing as he's brain dead, you just walk over and shove him off the edge of the arena.

[you gain 1 point]

I'm going to assume that you mean "still too big for a mere mortal to lift" massive.


Thrakor cocks an eyebrow.  "Mr. Mace?  Can you hear me?  Can you make yourself a more manageable size?"

Ask the mace.  If nothing happens, try again to make it normal-sized.


[will:3+2]

The mace reconfigures itself into a size that you can manage.

"I love you, mr. mace."

"~I aaaammmm... bored!~"

Do Things.

You climb out of your protective bunker and say a word.
[Pot:6+2]
You get a goddamn massive hunk of diamond. I mean it is Fucking massive. Like, camper trailer sized.

"Bling Bling."

"Sir, I am a floating cloud of energy that is still somehow bound by the laws of gravity. Do not even begin to question these things. The universe just might answer, and no one here would like that."

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(In truth it's best not to question the laws of physics. Lest they might take notice of you and begin to enforce themselves.)

[pot:1+1]

What a lovely image of fucking nothing you've got there.

"Ah, 'tis abaht tahm fo' some fayuh fortune."

(I'm trying to imitate the accent of Stephen Blackpool of Hard Times and failing miserably. Help?)

Draw circle using the ink.
[pot:6]
You dip your finger in the ink and draw up the circle you have in mind. It doesn't even cost you any mana.



(By the way everyone; you can hide the circle you're drawing, send pm's about it and stuff, but if someone comes up and looks at it, I'll have to show what it is.)


NAHERE JOINS THE PARTY!




Also, for the sake of fun, from now till whenever (Either I realize it was a horrible idea or It becomes standard), If you are not actively in combat, your pool completely regenerates at the end of every turn. For the sake of science and less waiting around for no reason.





Corsair:Corsair: Pool:4/4 [Third floor, center platform.]

Stephen:GWG: pool:1/1 [third floor, south stairs]

Baba(1):Akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [First floor, west stairs]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: (Spider man. body of arcane energy)(no legs)[5th floor, North area, on pillar]

Tod-1(14):Harry: Pool:6/6 [first floor, east stairs]

Thrakor(31):Toaster: Pool:5/5 [Third floor, east stairs]

Nahere:: Pool: 3/3 [second floor, west stairs]

Derm:Derm:Pool:4/4 [second floor, west stairs]
« Last Edit: February 20, 2013, 03:58:42 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2337 on: February 20, 2013, 03:58:45 pm »

Oh fucking hell yes.

Things!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2338 on: February 20, 2013, 04:00:34 pm »

Oh yeah, NOW you change that.  :P  Does it apply when you're drawing stupidly huge rune circles?  (You have pool five, draw five runes every turn, etc)


In any case, I have a duel to the death to take care of. 


"Okay, Mr. Null.  Let's do this."

Head down to the first floor with my useful-sized mace.  Give it a few swings on the way down to see how it feels.  Get ready to duel Null.  If he attacks, club him in the kneecap.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2339 on: February 20, 2013, 04:08:54 pm »

((Well, that sure is a handy change.))

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