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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1005998 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1920 on: January 30, 2013, 02:56:34 am »

"You know what, just forget it. I'm not going to play doctor anymore. I've caused enough damage by accident already, I might as well cause some on purpose."

Laugh at Bobo's inability to dodge attacks launched from inside of him, and his inability to access the fifth floor. Then force his lower teeth to grow into tusks that pierce his brain.

[will:4+1]
[bobo will:3-1]
[bobo end:4-1]

Bobo's teeth don't so much grow as they almost instantly become 2 foot long spikes. This has very adverse effects on his prospects of living a normal, non-brain impaled life.

[bobo died to death. You gain a point]

Ah! Please... I apologize, I lost... my focus. "it's easy to do when your mind... how should I say... wanders..."

Blushing slightly, attempt to stop the bleeding again.

You attempt to stop a dead man from bleeding. Yeah, it works but not for the reasons you want it to.

"Are. You. Fucking. Serious. I think a good quote fits here nicely,

'Oi! Jackass! Keep yer shit under control or I will feed you your own children!'

Oh, dad, eloquent as always."


Fix.

((Why is it arcane energy? Why is it always arcane energy?

Jack Sparrow references aside, how the hell do you protect against that shit?))
[pot:2+1]
Your body changes from flame to Magma, but your limbs don't come back.

A slightly overwheight middle aged balding man appears. He stumbles for a moment in confusion, then looks shocked.

"Perplexicon? No, it can't be! I don't want to die!" He then looks panicked and runs up the staircase.

Go up to the top level, put my back against the wall, and say "Shareeb Caoncarthel" while waving my hands and imagining a wall between the two closest pillars.
(make sure to bold your actions so I can see em. Helps me sort them out of everything else)
[Pot:1+1]
A tiny wall the size of a match box appears and plinks to the ground in front of you.

"...damn it."

Scream, THATS WHAT YOU CALL ROLL TO DODGE BITCH! Then rip  Royce's throat out.

Damn, almost got me there. Run up stars and rip Unholy pariah's throat out.
Why me... dodge the grabby hands, trip my attacker and introduce his face and throat to my right foot... repeatedly

If i fail to dodge the grabby hands knee him in the balls then bring my forearms down on the back of his neck and knee him in the face.

Everything turned out better then expected.

Wait, do I gain a point or does Null gain a point that he can't actually use?  If the former, +1 Will because, while it's funny to see me blowing up people on his behalf, doesn't actually advance the cause.  I'd love to know what spell he used though.


"Get out of my head, jerkass!"

Same magical plan.  Also think about my butt to distract him

(you get the point in this case)
[will:3+2]
[Null will:3+3]

You can't break free, but you manage to resist ever so slightly, reducing your movement to a shuddering crawl as your body drags itself towards Royce.




TALOS APPEARS ON THE THIRD FLOOR, SOUTH STAIRS







Tamara Volk(8):Tsuchigumo550: Pool:7/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[third floor, south area.]

Joesph Smuck:Angle: pool 2/3: [fourth floor, west stairs]

Larry(3):wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 1/2: (Left arm and leg gone. Body of Fire)[first floor, south stairs]

Goro:Uristdwarf: Pool:4/4 [fourth floor, North stairs]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:5/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[first floor, South stairs]

Talos:Spinal: Pool:4/4 [third floor, south stairs]

(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Ruined)[fourth floor, north stairs]










Do me a favor guys. When you say to just put yourself at the bottom of the waitlist again, actually repost your stats. Because I don't keep'em, I delete them as new people fill your spots, so I have to go digging for them. It will just make things easier on me.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1921 on: January 30, 2013, 03:34:15 am »

Time to try again.

Name: Baba The Turtle.

Description: He is male, 4 feet tall, completely hairless and has green skin. He was left to die in
the woods, but a traveling circus found him, and they raised him as a turtle. Years of performing for
the unwashed masses has given him great endurance.

Strength: 0

Endurance: 8

Dexterity: 0

Potency: 0

Will: 0

Channeling: 0

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1922 on: January 30, 2013, 04:02:05 am »

beat goro to death with my feet
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1923 on: January 30, 2013, 08:32:28 am »

If me and Derm died at the same time, who gets revived first?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1924 on: January 30, 2013, 08:58:06 am »

Both for shits and giggles
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1925 on: January 30, 2013, 11:10:33 am »

This is just getting sad.

Try it again, damn it.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1926 on: January 30, 2013, 01:35:03 pm »

Damn it.

Again!

Also, whats that wall made of?
« Last Edit: January 30, 2013, 01:55:13 pm by Angle »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1927 on: January 30, 2013, 01:37:39 pm »

Don't fret Seņor Angle!
At least you have a +1, if not, you would have created a giant steel wall inside your own body!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1928 on: January 30, 2013, 01:49:07 pm »

Yeah, there is that.  Just wish I had remembered to put a point in will...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1929 on: January 30, 2013, 04:22:42 pm »

Mmh. I think it's time to get to work again... well... in a minute. Better keep my pool as full as possible.
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Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1930 on: January 30, 2013, 05:26:01 pm »

+1 to will again

"I'm not going to lie, this murdering people with their own bones thing is pretty fun. I wonder if there are any action figures of me back home yet? Maybe I even have fans... maybe even GIRL fans..."

Be nice to the waitlisters by using bone magic (Fun fact: If death magic is called necromancy, then bone magic would be called osteomancy) to shatter Goro's skull.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2013, 05:35:44 pm by Wwolin »
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1931 on: January 30, 2013, 05:42:48 pm »

(Don't kill me....) Also reposting my sheet
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Or if we can't go negative
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1932 on: January 30, 2013, 05:52:39 pm »

What... we can go negative?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1933 on: January 30, 2013, 06:03:02 pm »

I think "-5 str" would be roughly "dosen't have the muscular strength to pump one's own blood, nor inflate their lungs"
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DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1934 on: January 30, 2013, 06:03:23 pm »

((If you can go negative you should totally make a Stephen Hawking character.))
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