"You know what, just forget it. I'm not going to play doctor anymore. I've caused enough damage by accident already, I might as well cause some on purpose."
Laugh at Bobo's inability to dodge attacks launched from inside of him, and his inability to access the fifth floor. Then force his lower teeth to grow into tusks that pierce his brain.
[will:4+1]
[bobo will:3-1]
[bobo end:4-1]
Bobo's teeth don't so much grow as they almost instantly become 2 foot long spikes. This has very adverse effects on his prospects of living a normal, non-brain impaled life.
[bobo died to death. You gain a point]
Ah! Please... I apologize, I lost... my focus. "it's easy to do when your mind... how should I say... wanders..."
Blushing slightly, attempt to stop the bleeding again.
You attempt to stop a dead man from bleeding. Yeah, it works but not for the reasons you want it to.
"Are. You. Fucking. Serious. I think a good quote fits here nicely,
'Oi! Jackass! Keep yer shit under control or I will feed you your own children!'
Oh, dad, eloquent as always."
Fix.
((Why is it arcane energy? Why is it always arcane energy?
Jack Sparrow references aside, how the hell do you protect against that shit?))
[pot:2+1]
Your body changes from flame to Magma, but your limbs don't come back.
A slightly overwheight middle aged balding man appears. He stumbles for a moment in confusion, then looks shocked.
"Perplexicon? No, it can't be! I don't want to die!" He then looks panicked and runs up the staircase.
Go up to the top level, put my back against the wall, and say "Shareeb Caoncarthel" while waving my hands and imagining a wall between the two closest pillars.
(make sure to bold your actions so I can see em. Helps me sort them out of everything else)
[Pot:1+1]
A tiny wall the size of a match box appears and plinks to the ground in front of you.
"...damn it."
Scream, THATS WHAT YOU CALL ROLL TO DODGE BITCH! Then rip Royce's throat out.
Damn, almost got me there. Run up stars and rip Unholy pariah's throat out.
Why me... dodge the grabby hands, trip my attacker and introduce his face and throat to my right foot... repeatedly
If i fail to dodge the grabby hands knee him in the balls then bring my forearms down on the back of his neck and knee him in the face.
Everything turned out better then expected.
Wait, do I gain a point or does Null gain a point that he can't actually use? If the former, +1 Will because, while it's funny to see me blowing up people on his behalf, doesn't actually advance the cause. I'd love to know what spell he used though.
"Get out of my head, jerkass!"
Same magical plan. Also think about my butt to distract him
(you get the point in this case)
[will:3+2]
[Null will:3+3]
You can't break free, but you manage to resist ever so slightly, reducing your movement to a shuddering crawl as your body drags itself towards Royce.
TALOS APPEARS ON THE THIRD FLOOR, SOUTH STAIRSTamara Volk(
:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:7/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[third floor, south area.]
Joesph Smuck:Angle: pool 2/3: [fourth floor, west stairs]
Larry(3):wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]
Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 1/2: (Left arm and leg gone. Body of Fire)[first floor, south stairs]
Goro:Uristdwarf: Pool:4/4 [fourth floor, North stairs]
Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:5/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[first floor, South stairs]
Talos:Spinal: Pool:4/4 [third floor, south stairs]
(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Ruined)[fourth floor, north stairs]
Do me a favor guys. When you say to just put yourself at the bottom of the waitlist again, actually repost your stats. Because I don't keep'em, I delete them as new people fill your spots, so I have to go digging for them. It will just make things easier on me.
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