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[GreatWyrmGold]

((I have no idea what you're talking about. Why do you have to be insane?
Can't your insanity be more constructive, like mine is?))

[Joben]

(( *pssst* Did you see the link in my derailment of the quote pyramid argument? ))

((SO! Are you to tell us that on the NUMEROUS occasions by which you have perchance walked by said domicile, for reasons one can assume are as varied as a path to school, or gabbing milk for example, you did at NO time, enter, and read a SINGLE volume of this openly lesbicious author?))

((Mr misko I must warn you that if you attempt to ballyrag of bulldoze this witness, I shall take a very dim view of it!))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I saw it, I just didn't follow it. I almost never follow YouTube links; try TV Tropes, I follow those.))

[borno]

((SUGGEST THAT THERE IS SOMETHING IN MISKO'S PLAYSTYLE THAT MAKES PEOPLE HATE HIM.))

((WELL MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT MY FUCKING HELP GETTING YOURSELF OUT OF HELL THEN?))
 

> Damnit, make Yoink Universe! Things were finally working out for me!
> Sue Hades in the Greek God of Wisdom Pallas Athena's court to bring GWG respite from hell.
> Go on date with Girlfriend.

((SUGGEST THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT GWG'S PLAYSTYLE THAT MAKES HIM A UNGRATEFUL GIT))

((SUGGEST THAT MAYBE I JUST DON'T READ OTHER PLAYERS' ACTIONS AS THOROUGHLY AS I SHOULD, ESPECIALLY BEFORE THE TURN IS POSTED.))

((I DO SUGGEST THAT, AND THAT IT'S QUITE IMPORTANT. SINCE I'M HELPING YOU, MIND GETTING CORAI OFF MY BACK?))

((SUGGEST THAT CORAI MIGHT NOT RESPOND TO MY INFLUENCE AS MUCH AS S/HE USED TO IN THE OTHER THREAD))

((I MEANT SUING HIM. MY GIRLFRIEND WAS HARD-FOUGHT, AND DAMNIT NO ONE HURTS HER))

((SUGGEST THAT I WILL IF HE DOESN'T RESCIND HIS ACTION BEFORE THE NSXT UPDATE.))

((I wonder, Greatwyrm, if you were aware that the American novelist Gertrude Stein was a self confessed lesbian?))

NO. I DON'T WANT THIS QUOTE PYRAMID SHIT IN MY THREAD.

[3] GM DOES NOTHING ABOUT PYRAMID EXCEPT WARN YOU.

WAIT, HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?
SUE HUMANITY FOR STUPIDITY.

[5V1] YOU SUE HUMANITY FOR STUPIDITY, AND GAIN ALL OF HUMANITY'S MONEY. AWESOME! HOWEVER, THIS CAUSES THE POLICE TO GO AFTER YOU FOR 'STEALING'.
[6V2] YOU SUE THE POLICE.

> Damnit, make Yoink Universe! Things were finally working out for me!
> Sue Hades in the Greek God of Wisdom Pallas Athena's court to bring GWG respite from hell, i.e. free him.
> Go on date with Girlfriend. Wherever she wants, my treat.

[4] YOINK IS NOW UNIVERSE.
[1V4] HADES IS REPRESENTED BY SATAN, THE ONE YOU FALCON PUNCHED, AND THE ONE WHO PROMISED TO BECOME A BETTER LAWYER. YOU GET OWNED.
[3] YOU GO TO FAST-FOOD RESTAURANT, FORGETTING TO ASK HER WHAT RESTAURANT SHE WANTS. SHE HAS AN OK TIME.

> Damnit, make Corai Universe! Things were finally working out for me!

SUE MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND. TAKE HER HAND IN MARRIAGE.

THEN KILL HER SO MISKO CAN NEVER GET HER BACK.[/i][/b]

((Off my back, i'll be off yours.)

SUE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. BECOME PHYSICS LAWYER.

[4V1] YOU BECOME PHYSICS LAWYER.

PUNCH MISKO FOUR TIMES AND HIT HIM WITH A BRICK AND THEN KICK HIM A COUPLE MORE TIMES AND HIT HIM WITH THE BRICK AGAIN THEN TAKE HIS HEAD AND SMASH IT ON THE GROUND. THEN TAUNT HIM. AND HIT HIM WITH THE BRICK A THIRD TIME.

[2V2] TURNS OUT MISKO WAS TRAINED IN THE ART OF ZOMBIE AVOIDANCE. HE MANGES TO EVADE ALL YOUR ATTACKS.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: ZOMBIE AVOIDER EXTRAORDINAIRE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GIRLFRIEND, SIZEABLE FORTUNE

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: FAILING TO KILL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, SUING HUMANITY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, ALMOST ALL OF HUMANITY'S MONEY, CHAINS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: BECOMING PHYSICS LAWYER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE

TAVIK TOTH: USURPING POWER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

[Corai]

GO TO PHYSICS LAW SCHOOL.

BECOME GOD OF LAWYERS.

FIRST ACTION AS GOD OF LAWYERS: MAKE MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND QUEEN AND MISKO KING.

OF THE LAWYER CHURCH.

[GreatWyrmGold]

USE MONEY TO HELP HUMANITY.
STARTING WITH MAKING THEM HAVE COMMON SENSE.

[Cassandra]

Descend from the heavens, to a heavenly chorus.

Roundhouse kick Corai for even attempting to become the god of Lawyers.

[misko27]

GO TO PHYSICS LAW SCHOOL.

BECOME GOD OF LAWYERS.

FIRST ACTION AS GOD OF LAWYERS: MAKE MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND QUEEN AND MISKO KING.

OF THE LAWYER CHURCH.

But we haven't even gone steady yet!
 
> To make up for failure, do some activity of her choosing.
> Sue Dionysus for booze.
> File a for change of Venue for GWG's various suits, therefore forcing the gods to put him somewhere that is not hell.

[TCM]

SHOOT MISKO WITH ZOMBIE AK47

[misko27]

SHOOT MISKO WITH ZOMBIE AK47

WILL YOU EVER STOP?
>ALSO SUE HIM. MAKE HIM STOP ATTACKING ME. NOT FUN.

[TCM]

SHOOT MISKO WITH ZOMBIE AK47

WILL YOU EVER STOP?
>ALSO SUE HIM. MAKE HIM STOP ATTACKING ME. NOT FUN.

YOU TRY MAKING ME STOP THUGGING. WELL THUG CODE OF REVENGE ON YA'.

[borno]

GO TO PHYSICS LAW SCHOOL.

BECOME GOD OF LAWYERS.

FIRST ACTION AS GOD OF LAWYERS: MAKE MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND QUEEN AND MISKO KING.

OF THE LAWYER CHURCH.

[5] YOU GO TO PHYSICS LAW SKILL AND EXCEED. YOU BECOME THE NUMBER #1 STUDENT, AND, BEFORE LONG, YOU LEAVE THE SCHOOL AS A MASTER PHYSICS LAWYER
[6] YOU THEN BECOME THE GOD OF LAWYERS. YOU ARE EXTREMELY POWERFUL, BUT NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE YOUR TITLE. YOU ARE CHALLENGED BY AN EXPERT LAWYER. [6+1V6] THE FIRST LAWYER IS INCREDIBLY GOOD, AND ALMOST ACTUALLY BEATS YOU. YOU QUICKLY STRIKE HIM DOWN WITH A BOLT OF YOUR ENERGY, THOUGH.
[2] YOU CAN'T MAKE MISKO AND HIS GIRLFRIEND KING AND QUEEN; THERE IS ONLY GOD.
[3] YOU MAKE A RAMSHACKLE CHURCH IN YOUR FAVOUR, THOUGH.

USE MONEY TO HELP HUMANITY.
STARTING WITH MAKING THEM HAVE COMMON SENSE.

[2+1] YOU MAKE A FEW AREAS AROUND THE WORLD HAVE COMMON SENSE.

Descend from the heavens, to a heavenly chorus.

Roundhouse kick Corai for even attempting to become the god of Lawyers.

[6] YOU DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS, A HEAVENLY CHORUS SCREAMING IN EVERYONE'S EARS. EVEN YOURS.
[4-1V1] YOU ROUNDHOUSE KICK CORAI, AND HE GOES FLYING.

GO TO PHYSICS LAW SCHOOL.

BECOME GOD OF LAWYERS.

FIRST ACTION AS GOD OF LAWYERS: MAKE MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND QUEEN AND MISKO KING.

OF THE LAWYER CHURCH.

But we haven't even gone steady yet!
 
> To make up for failure, do some activity of her choosing.
> Sue Dionysus for booze.
> File a for change of Venue for GWG's various suits, therefore forcing the gods to put him somewhere that is not hell.

SHOOT MISKO WITH ZOMBIE AK47

WILL YOU EVER STOP?
>ALSO SUE HIM. MAKE HIM STOP ATTACKING ME. NOT FUN.

[3] YOU PLAY GOLF, ONCE AGAIN FORGETTING TO ASK HER FIRST. SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD AT GOLF, THOUGH.
[5] YOU SUE DIONYSUS, AND GET ALL THE BOOZE YOU WANT.
[5V5] GODS TURN IT DOWN
[5V6] ZOMBIES ARE APPARENTLY VERY GOOD AT LAW.

SHOOT MISKO WITH ZOMBIE AK47

[2V2] MISKO IS STILL DODGING YOUR ATTACKS
[5] YOU MUTATE INTO A HUGE ZOMBIE!

...

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, I PUT MODIFIERS INTO THE MIX! IT JUST MAKES IT MORE FUN TO WRITE, YOU KNOW?

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: ZOMBIE AVOIDER EXTRAORDINAIRE, GETTING BOOZE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GIRLFRIEND, SIZEABLE FORTUNE, BOOZE

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: FAILING TO KILL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, GIVING HUMANITY MONEY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: BECOMING GOD OF LAWYERS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE

TAVIK TOTH: USURPING POWER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

CASSANDRA: BEING HOLY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

[Cassandra]

Nod, as my work here is done. Sue TCM for being undead, and restore him/her to life.

[misko27]

> I fail. DAMNIT. Just, do whatever she wants to make up. Ask her first/. Whatever, no matter what she wants, I wil do it. I WILL have one sucessful date.
>After, whatever, sip booze enjoyably. Attempt to intoxicate Zombies.

[GreatWyrmGold]

KEEP UP PHILANTHROPY. HOPEFULLY COMMON SENSE WILL SPREAD...