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[Tavik Toth]

Stop self from ending.

[Corai]

>Sue the Universe for Violation of US  ordinance against annoying Science. Obtain Physics and save te universe.[/b]

AID ACTION.

[borno]

>Sue the Universe for Violation of US  ordinance against annoying Science. Obtain Physics and save te universe.
>Be Manly, tell Girlfriend she must learn respect.
>Breakdown, tell her I'm conflicted heavily.

[5,3v1] YOU SUE TAVIK TOTH, AND TAKE HIS LAWS OF PHYSICS. YOU THEN [4] WRITE THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN'T GET DETONATED BY BOMBS. HURRAY! YOU'RE HALFWAY TO SAVING THE UNIVERSE.
[4] YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT SHE NEEDS TO LEARN RESPECT. SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, BEFORE YOU [1] BREAK DOWN, AND SCARE HER. [1V2] SHE SUES YOU AND FILES A RESTRAINING ORDER.

SCREW IT.
RUN AWAY TAVIK TOTH AND TOWÀRDS COVER.

[3] YOU ARE IN HELL. NO COVER IN HELL.

>Sue the Universe for Violation of US  ordinance against annoying Science. Obtain Physics and save te universe.[/b]

AID ACTION.

[3,5V1] YOU HELP SUE THE UNIVERSE WITH MISKO, BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES MOST OF THE WORK. YOU THEN [2] WATCH AS HE SAVES THE UNIVERSE. YOU CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL A LITTLE USELESS.

Stop self from ending.

[4] YOU STOP YOURSELF FROM EXPLODING. CRISIS AVERTED!

...

[4] GM PARTIES, RTD NOT OVER YET.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: SAVING THE WORLD, FAILING TO SEDUCE (AGAIN)
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: ZOMBINATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN HELL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: 'HELPING' SAVE THE WORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK: REWRITING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, FAILING AT HIGH-FIVES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT

TAVIK TOTH: BECOMING THE WOOOOORLD, SAVING SELF
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

[Corai]

SUE EMOTIONS FOR MAKING ME FEEL SAD.

REMOVE SADNESS FROM POSSIBLE EMOTIONS FOR ME TO FEEL.

REPLACE SADNESS WITH BLARGLENESS.

[misko27]

>That's awesome!
>So, Criminals, baliffs, judges and para-legals, do not like Misko. Find Fiery redhead attoney. Defend opposing side from her, then get asked out.
>Sue Sue Richy McRich. Sue him for un-abashed richery.

[GreatWyrmGold]

WAIT WHEN DID I GO TO HELL?

SUE GOD FOR NEGLECT. ATTEMPT TO GRANT EMANCIPATION TO THE HUMAN RACE.

[Tavik Toth]

Have someone else be universe.
GO TO ROBOTECH UNIVERSE.
SUE ZENTRADI FOR DAMAGES TO EARTH.

[borno]

SUE EMOTIONS FOR MAKING ME FEEL SAD.

REMOVE SADNESS FROM POSSIBLE EMOTIONS FOR ME TO FEEL.

REPLACE SADNESS WITH BLARGLENESS.

[4V2] YOU SUE EMOTIONS FOR MAKING YOU FEEL SAD, AND MAKE HIM REMOVE SADNESS AS AN EMOTION YOU CAN FEEL. YOU THEN [1] ASK HIM TO REPLACE SADNESS WITH BLARGLENESS. BLARGLENESS IS WHEN YOU ARE DEAD.

>That's awesome!
>So, Criminals, baliffs, judges and para-legals, do not like Misko. Find Fiery redhead attoney. Defend opposing side from her, then get asked out.
>Sue Sue Richy McRich. Sue him for un-abashed richery.

>That's awesome!
>So, Criminals, baliffs, judges and para-legals, do not like Misko. Find Fiery redhead attoney. Defend opposing side from her, then get asked out.
>Sue Sue Richy McRich. Sue him for un-abashed richery.

[5] YOU FIND FIREY RED-HEAD ATTORNEY. SHE TAKES A LIKING TO YOU. [6V1] YOU MAKE HER WISH SHE WAS NEVER BORN IN THE COURT CASE. SHE IS IMPRESSED, AND ASKS YOU OUT. [4] THE DATE GOES WELL, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND. SCORE!
[4V2] YOU SUE RICHY, AND GAIN A SIZEABLE FORTUNE.

WAIT WHEN DID I GO TO HELL?

SUE GOD FOR NEGLECT. ATTEMPT TO GRANT EMANCIPATION TO THE HUMAN RACE.

[4V4] GOD HIRES LAWYER. YOU BOTH LOSE CASE.
[1] YOU MAKE ALL OF THE HUMAN RACE TURN UPON ITSELF, AND THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT STARTS TO CRUMBLE.
OH YEAH, I ACCIDENTAL SENT YOU TO HELL. SORRY.

[1] GM TRIES TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE, BUT INSTEAD PUTS YOU INTO DOUBLE HELL. YOU ARE CHAINED TO THE WALL. WHOOPS AGAIN.

Have someone else be universe.
GO TO ROBOTECH UNIVERSE.
SUE ZENTRADI FOR DAMAGES TO EARTH.

[5] YOU MAKE MISKO UNIVERSE, AND GO TO ROBOTECH UNIVERSE.
[3V2] YOU SUE ZENTRADI, AND TAKE HIS POSITION.

...

[5] THE HUMAN RACE STARTS TO PIECE ITSELF TOGETHER AFTER THE HUGE RIOTS.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: SAVING THE WORLD, BECOMING THE WORLD, FINALLY MANAGING TO SEDUCE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GIRLFRIEND, SIZEABLE FORTUNE

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, CAUSING WORLD-WIDE RIOTING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: SUING EMOTIONS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT

TAVIK TOTH: USURPING POWER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

[GreatWyrmGold]

WAIT, HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?
SUE HUMANITY FOR STUPIDITY.

[misko27]

> Damnit, make Yoink Universe! Things were finally working out for me!
> Sue Hades in the Greek God of Wisdom Pallas Athena's court to bring GWG respite from hell, i.e. free him.
> Go on date with Girlfriend. Wherever she wants, my treat.

[Corai]

> Damnit, make Corai Universe! Things were finally working out for me!

SUE MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND. TAKE HER HAND IN MARRIAGE.

THEN KILL HER SO MISKO CAN NEVER GET HER BACK.[/i][/b]

((Off my back, i'll be off yours.)

SUE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. BECOME PHYSICS LAWYER.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I WILL PROSECUTE YOU IN CRIMINAL COURT IF YOU SUCCEED.
...NOT SURE WHAT FOR.

[Corai]

I WILL PROSECUTE YOU IN CRIMINAL COURT IF YOU SUCCEED.
...NOT SURE WHAT FOR.

If he makes me universe then I will explode.

And you'll basically be in my womb.

You don't wanna be in my womb do you?

[misko27]

> Damnit, make Corai Universe! Things were finally working out for me!

SUE MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND. TAKE HER HAND IN MARRIAGE.

THEN KILL HER SO MISKO CAN NEVER GET HER BACK.

If I stop, will you fuck off?

[TCM]

PUNCH MISKO FOUR TIMES AND HIT HIM WITH A BRICK AND THEN KICK HIM A COUPLE MORE TIMES AND HIT HIM WITH THE BRICK AGAIN THEN TAKE HIS HEAD AND SMASH IT ON THE GROUND. THEN TAUNT HIM. AND HIT HIM WITH THE BRICK A THIRD TIME.