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Author Topic: Roll to Messianate  (Read 23444 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #180 on: December 01, 2012, 01:07:02 pm »

Ooooh!

A war over religion! How delightfully fresh and unique!

Something something Crusades and the entire history of the nation of Israel aside, with sixes factored in, I see both sides committing suicide before the day is out.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #181 on: December 01, 2012, 03:13:09 pm »

RAISE THE ARMY! INVADE CORAI'S CITY COUNTRY. PASS LAW MAKING ALL RELIGIONS BESIDES MY OWN ILLEGAL! REVIVE!


Fixed. I have the US.

BE GOOD PERSON. IMPROVE QUALITY OF LIFE TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME.

SEND MARINES(Or if I don't control the army, a zerg rush of fanatical right-wingers) TO DEAL WITH MCCLAY.


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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #182 on: December 01, 2012, 06:48:08 pm »

FUUUUUUUUUU- BEFORE I REVIVE TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE COUNTRY AND KILL CORAI!
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #183 on: December 01, 2012, 08:26:17 pm »

comeback to life somewhere far far away, dissolve CCCS, remake it.

help coari.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #184 on: December 01, 2012, 11:19:13 pm »

Grow into five foot tall humanoid. I.e. If covered in cloak, could pass for human.
[6] You are a five-foot-tall toad-thing. [3] You can pass for a deformed human.

[5] Your church functions better without a live prophet. No +1, though.
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anyway spread my religion across the water to Europe

do a talk show
[4] Religion spread to the UK. [5] Talk show better than Oprah.

Cone back to life.
Get out if debt.
Improve athority following of converts.
[1] You get caught by a big tantacley thing. It eats your soul...[4] $3,000 raised. [2] Those seamen are just so stubborn. [6] Faithful overfanatical in your absence (+3).

Possess elephant, remake my cult into The Fabulous Worshippers of Pachydermius, Slayer of Infidels! See who wants to mess with me then.
[4] Elephant possessed! [1] They attack the heathen elephant, as the Fabulous Worshippers of Pachydermius are illegal.

RAISE THE ARMY! INVADE CORAI'S CITY. PASS LAW MAKING ALL RELIGIONS BESIDES MY OWN ILLEGAL! REVIVE!
[1] Your space marine--pretty much your entire army--gets taken down in one shot. The sniper promptly gets a medal and your followers disperse. Corai's congressmen outnumber yours greatly.

Ooooh!

A war over religion! How delightfully fresh and unique!

Something something Crusades and the entire history of the nation of Israel aside, with sixes factored in, I see both sides committing suicide before the day is out.
Veeery clever...

SEND MARINES(Or if I don't control the army, a zerg rush of fanatical right-wingers) TO DEAL WITH MCCLAY.[/i][/b]
You send in the marines, no roll required, but mcclay's army surrenders and converts! Lazy outnumbered pizza-eating surrender monkeys...

comeback to life somewhere far far away, dissolve CCCS, remake it.

help coari.
[5] You come back to life as a half-cat wallceilingcrawler! [3] New CCCS made. Corai offered help.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #185 on: December 01, 2012, 11:28:21 pm »

moar moneys. play the song.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #186 on: December 02, 2012, 02:41:49 am »

WAS IN PRISON, AM NOT DEAD

>PRACTICE MIRACLE SKILLS (I.E SLEIGHT OF HAND) WHILST SERVING SENTENCE

>CONVERT FELLOW PRISONERS

>SHANK ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME FUNNY

>DON'T DROP THE SOAP
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #187 on: December 02, 2012, 04:08:38 am »

Increase follows in the uk

get a talk show named The Riot Hour

make an action movie
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #188 on: December 02, 2012, 04:33:30 am »

Kill cultists until they bow down before me! Found the Marvelous Supplicants of Elephants from the remains.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #189 on: December 02, 2012, 04:36:03 am »

Slowly make laws to promote my religion and discredit Mcclay's.

Send military to attack his metal boxes, under the guise of a attack on a terrorist organization. Massacre his followers.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #190 on: December 02, 2012, 08:03:19 am »

Begin church obsessed with obesity, Chosen of Big Mac. Acquire followers.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #191 on: December 02, 2012, 08:08:17 am »

Come back to life as real messiah.
Improve followers cooperativeness.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #192 on: December 02, 2012, 10:59:01 am »

moar moneys. play the song.
[4] More monies. Including Euros. [1] People hate you again.

WAS IN PRISON, AM NOT DEAD

>PRACTICE MIRACLE SKILLS (I.E SLEIGHT OF HAND) WHILST SERVING SENTENCE

>CONVERT FELLOW PRISONERS

>SHANK ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME FUNNY

>DON'T DROP THE SOAP
[4] Miracles practiced. [4] Prisoners converted. [5] Shanked one guy, everyone respects you. [1] Soap dropped.

Increase follows in the uk

get a talk show named The Riot Hour

make an action movie
[4] Check. [2] Nope. [3] It sucks.

Kill cultists until they bow down before me! Found the Marvelous Supplicants of Elephants from the remains.
[4] You only kill some of them before you relent. Marvelous Supplicants of Elephants formed.

Slowly make laws to promote my religion and discredit Mcclay's.

Send military to attack his metal boxes, under the guise of a attack on a terrorist organization. Massacre his followers.

[6] You do. This increases interest in mcclay's religion. [2] The metal boxes are experts at not being found. [5] Followers massacred. PR disaster...better fix it before the next election...

Begin church obsessed with obesity, Chosen of Big Mac. Acquire followers.
[1] You found a church obsessed with thinness. [2] No followers acquired--it sounds like too much work.

Come back to life as real messiah.
Improve followers cooperativeness.
[0] Nope. You're a little, normal child born on the aircraft carrier. [5-1] Finally.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #193 on: December 02, 2012, 11:02:11 am »

Rename church as Followers of Index.
Break into Rehab clinic and acquire followers.
Make money.
Acquire building.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #194 on: December 02, 2012, 11:04:04 am »

make some of my followers spread the word and get more followers

spread religion to japan (and china)
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