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Author Topic: Roll to Messianate  (Read 23107 times)

miauw62

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2012, 12:59:50 pm »

I am the prophet of Booze! Give me all your booze so i can make it sacred and increase alcohol levels by 200%!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2012, 01:02:26 pm »

give this guy a free add spot. primetime.  ^
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2012, 01:07:01 pm »

Use Miracles to make it rain Tuna. Also, have CCCS begin various forms of advocating the Church.
[1] Some seagulls drop a fish on your face. Much of your flock leaves angrily. [3] The CCCS spray-paints stuff on the walls.

meanwhile, continue playing the song on the radio.
send out my 8 minions to play the song at harry untill he dies or goes away.
[2] People are developing resistance to the song.

rage back to life
[6] "RAAAGH! WHAT KIND OF MORON NEEDS TO WAIT THREE DAYS TO RISE?!?!" Oops, you called Jesus a moron. There goes your flock.

Convert CCS to the True Way of Organ Theft. Welcome them to my flock along with their undoubtedly large stocks of weaponry and their various safehouses.
[1] Flock dies.

I am the prophet of Booze! Give me all your booze so i can make it sacred and increase alcohol levels by 200%!
[6] People buy it. Your bar gets flooded. [6] You increase the alcohol content 300%. The average proof was about 50-60, so...the flood is 110% alcohol!
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2012, 01:08:12 pm »

Have the puppies explode into geysers of ice cream. While all this insanity is happening, undo whatever is holding me. If nothing, run. If successful in undoing, run.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2012, 01:09:57 pm »

Begin fundraising campaign, claiming to use the money to, "Help the poor Kitties".
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #50 on: November 24, 2012, 01:10:25 pm »

sooo... alcohol is now 220 proof?


anyways! continu running adds for the churches. with earned money buy radiostation and more radio equipment.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #51 on: November 24, 2012, 01:10:32 pm »

Reflect on my Organ-Donating ineptitude. Find new flock members. The old ones were too organless to help me much, anyway. Also, kidnap one LCS member. Enlighten, send back as sleeper.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2012, 01:28:56 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #52 on: November 24, 2012, 01:11:12 pm »

expand influence. build complex aroudn church.improve image more.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #53 on: November 24, 2012, 01:23:23 pm »

summon more angry followers
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miauw62

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #54 on: November 24, 2012, 01:36:41 pm »

Give free booze to hobos if they agree to convert to my religion.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #55 on: November 24, 2012, 01:39:17 pm »

play adds for the church of booze.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #56 on: November 24, 2012, 02:01:07 pm »

Have the puppies explode into geysers of ice cream. While all this insanity is happening, undo whatever is holding me. If nothing, run. If successful in undoing, run.
[3] The puppies drool ice cream as they [5v3] bite you. [4-1] Despite the puppies, you loosen the bonds and [2-1] trip and fall on your face.

Begin fundraising campaign, claiming to use the money to, "Help the poor Kitties".
[5] Fundraising successful.

sooo... alcohol is now 220 proof?
Yup.

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anyways! continu running adds for the churches. with earned money buy radiostation and more radio equipment.
[6] You do. The cops finally catch onto your scam.

Reflect on my Organ-Donating ineptitude. Find new flock members. The old ones were too organless to help me much, anyway. Also, kidnap one LCS member. Enlighten, send back as sleeper.
[3] You have some new flockites. [2] You don't capture any LCS members, so no sleepers.

expand influence. build complex aroudn church.improve image more.
[4] Your influence expands. [1] Your image is worsened. Called it.

summon more angry followers
[2] People are still angry about the "called Jesus a moron" thing.

Give free booze to hobos if they agree to convert to my religion.
[1] Why? There's already free booze flowing along the ground!

play adds for the church of booze.
1 Church of Booze + 2,000 gallons of alcohol = Violation of Physics
« Last Edit: November 24, 2012, 02:02:40 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #57 on: November 24, 2012, 02:03:12 pm »

Continue Soliciting donations, use some money to also arm CCCS.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #58 on: November 24, 2012, 02:04:59 pm »

Break bonds. If failed, convert kidnappers to following Charles. If successful, start screaming incredibly out of tune christian rock songs. So as to torture the puppies.

If all else fails, SUDDENLY NINJAS!
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2012, 02:05:19 pm »

try to buy radio station.
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