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Author Topic: Roll to Messianate  (Read 23442 times)

OREOSOME

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #75 on: November 24, 2012, 09:57:57 pm »

Preform Cat related Miracles.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #76 on: November 25, 2012, 02:49:12 am »

Stage hostile CCS takeover using sleepers. Use my own followers as support.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 03:11:11 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #77 on: November 25, 2012, 03:39:58 am »

run a recruiting drive for the riot
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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miauw62

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #78 on: November 25, 2012, 07:26:04 am »

SUPPLY RIOT WITH BOOZE BY OPENING DOOR.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #79 on: November 25, 2012, 07:27:12 am »

RAISE MONEY FOR A CARRIER FIR CHURCH.
RECRIUT MORE PEOPLE.
BUILD UNDERGROUND COMPLEX UNDER CHURCH.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #80 on: November 25, 2012, 09:06:17 am »

Tell everyone that the one way to learn to ingnore the song is to embrace it. give those people earplugs. continue running adds for the other churches. for money.
[1] The ads are so bad they sue you. You can't pay them due to not having enough money.
On the bright side, what money you did have goes in part to the other players!

Brainwash hobos.
[5] All seven surviving hobos are brainwashed.

Stage miracles that cause a riot in prison; use connections to break out during riot. use stolen cash to build church in another city
[5] The prison erupts into a riot! [1] Your connections smuggle you deeper into the prison.

Preform Cat related Miracles.
[6] You turn cats into wine. There is a big overturn in your congregation.

Stage hostile CCS takeover using sleepers. Use my own followers as support.
[1v3] Your sleeper agents and 170 of your followers are gunned down. Turns out, people with "Crime" in their name don't mind breaking the law!

run a recruiting drive for the riot
[6] Drive run! It runs you into the ground, but hey, 475 converts!

SUPPLY RIOT WITH BOOZE BY OPENING DOOR.
You open the door. [5] It and you are swept right into the huge, empty punch bowl at the recruiting drive, right after scapheap promised booze. This accounts for a conservatively estimated 64% of the new recruits.

RAISE MONEY FOR A CARRIER FIR CHURCH.
RECRIUT MORE PEOPLE.
BUILD UNDERGROUND COMPLEX UNDER CHURCH.
[1] You lose money, so you can't get a...a WHAT church? [4] You recruit another 50 people. [1] You collapse the schoolhouse that WAS passing as a church...
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #81 on: November 25, 2012, 09:12:09 am »

Let's try that again.

RAISE MONEY FOR AN AIRCRAFTCARRIER FOR CHURCH.
RECRIUT MORE PEOPLE.
BUILD NEW CHURCH.
BUILD UNDERGROUND COMPLEX UNDER CHURCH.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 09:14:48 am by Tavik Toth »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #82 on: November 25, 2012, 09:15:43 am »

Start faith-healing business, except with organ removal instead of touching people and hollering. Claim that if organ removal doesn't work, people are merely insufficiently faithful. Obtain tax exemption due to being an entirely legitimate offshoot of Christianity.
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miauw62

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #83 on: November 25, 2012, 09:19:36 am »

MAKE MY FOLLOWERS JOIN THE RIOT!

LETS DO THIS.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

scapheap

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #84 on: November 25, 2012, 09:21:36 am »

mug a lot of people for funds then beat up the police who turn up then build a church for the riot

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LETS DO THIS.

yes...let
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 09:23:23 am by scapheap »
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #85 on: November 25, 2012, 09:21:43 am »

RAISE MONEY FOR AN AIRCRAFTCARRIER FOR CHURCH.
Just to clarify: Metal is fine, right? It doesn't have to be made of fir?
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #86 on: November 25, 2012, 09:22:49 am »

Homeless shelter is now the temple for the Followers of Charles, goddess of Indecency.
Brainwashed hobos are now Rabbis o' Charles.
Raise money to make homeless shelter not smell like cat urine.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 04:01:47 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #87 on: November 25, 2012, 09:24:36 am »

RAISE MONEY FOR AN AIRCRAFTCARRIER FOR CHURCH.
Just to clarify: Metal is fine, right? It doesn't have to be made of fir?

Spelling error. It fixed now
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #88 on: November 25, 2012, 03:42:40 pm »

repeat my last action.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #89 on: November 25, 2012, 06:37:56 pm »

Dig escape tunnel from deep in prison, build church in other city

Also, you somehow happen to have my status inside the church of money spoilers
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