Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Spinal_Taper]

OBTAIN ROCKET FEET
OBTAIN METAL FIST
ROCKET THROUGH EVERYWHERE PUNCHING STUFF WITH METAL FIST

(6) YOU RIP OFF YOUR LIMBS AND GO AROUND SHOVING ON METAL COUNTERPARTS. THAT'S WHEN THE INHERENT ISSUE OF HAVING NO WAY TO CONTROL SAID COUNTERPARTS HITS YOU.

Augment myself on the way to work.

(3)YOU TAPE SOME TRASH CANS TO YOUR ELBOWS. GOOD ENOUGH.

Release...hold on, what? Why are there child laborers?
Release game without using child laborers.

(3) YOU PRINT 5 COPIES OF THE GAME ON A FEW CDS AND WALK AROUND HANDING IT OUT. MAKIN' BANK!

Acquire GWG's castoff child laborers in the war to get what is rightfully mine. Namely my beautiful star system.

(3) YOU GRAB SOME OF THE NOW JOBLESS CHILDREN AND HAUL THEM OFF IN YOUR TRUNK. THEN THE COPS SHOW UP.

I never had child workers!
Intentionally!

Perhaps, not you, this I believe. Maybe, someone whose devotion to duty, pushed her to do things?
 
Implicate Actually, I'll just leav you with the moral dillemma. Or shut your eyes to it. Either way. Rescind previous action, practice force powers on key again.

(1)YOU KEEP CLENCHING YOUR FIST.
"OH GOD HE'S A JEDI!"
THEN BULLETS.

>Try again

(4) FACTORY AND STUFF.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO

[Tavik Toth]

fly enterprise to dimensional space.

[LordSlowpoke]

WRITE CHAPTER OF TWILIGHT SLASH FICTION

FIND LOUDSPEAKER SYSTEM, THREATEN THE WORLD WITH READING IT OUT LOUD IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET

THE DEMANDS ARE A PONY FOR EVERY HUMAN AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF RUM RAISIN ICE CREAM

[misko27]

Fine, but that's more a 6 then a one. If still in prison demand guard open cell on basis that he has no sovereignty over me. If not, respawn as Jedi.

[Xantalos]

Rocket punch bad guys.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Build TARDIS factory
>Create a Time and Space travel agency

[Onyxjew944]

Night of the living Three.

Escape with my child slaves and conquer a star system. Fortify and industrialize it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue releasing game via the web. Charge a small fee for downloads.

[Vorthon]

MOAR AUGMENTATION.

[Slayerhero90]

Duct tape kitten to telephone pole.

[Spinal_Taper]

fly enterprise to dimensional space.

(1) YOU FLY IT INTO THE DIMENSIONAL SPACE OF A PLANET.

WRITE CHAPTER OF TWILIGHT SLASH FICTION

FIND LOUDSPEAKER SYSTEM, THREATEN THE WORLD WITH READING IT OUT LOUD IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET

THE DEMANDS ARE A PONY FOR EVERY HUMAN AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF RUM RAISIN ICE CREAM

(1) YOUR OWN SLASH FIC DESTROYS YOUR MIND.

Fine, but that's more a 6 then a one. If still in prison demand guard open cell on basis that he has no sovereignty over me. If not, respawn as Jedi.

(1) YOU RESPAWN AS A JEDAI GEKI PERIOD DRAMA. AND BY THAT, I MEAN YOU'RE VERY MOODY AND BLOODY.

Rocket punch bad guys.

(2) AS SOON AS YOU CAN GET OFF OF THE GROUND.

>Build TARDIS factory
>Create a Time and Space travel agency

(1) YOU BECOME A 10TH DOCTOR FANBOY AND WHILE AWAY YOUR EXISTENCE ARGUEING ON FORUMS.

Night of the living Three.

Escape with my child slaves and conquer a star system. Fortify and industrialize it.

(2) THEY'RE TOO HUNGRY TO ESCAPE.

Continue releasing game via the web. Charge a small fee for downloads.

(1) SOME SUITS SHOW UP AND CHARGE YOU WITH COPYRIGHT VIOLATION, BUT YOUR  ASSISTANT (5) DEFENDS YOU IN THE COURT OF LAW.

MOAR AUGMENTATION.

(1) YOU GLUE GLASS SHARDS INTO YOUR EYES.

Duct tape kitten to telephone pole.

(2) PETA STOPS YOU.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO

[LordSlowpoke]

5/5 dice would roll again

PLASTER PARTS OF SLASHFIC IN CRITICAL POINTS OF GWG'S GAME FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[Xantalos]

I must be Jeff Bridges!
Do Dudely stuff.

[Vorthon]

MOAR AUGMENTATION. I SHALL BECOME JUNKMAN. ALSO, OH GOD, MY EYES. IT HURTS.

[misko27]

I AM A NERD. NOW I MUST DO WHAT NO NERD CAN DO FOR NERD KIND!
 
ASCEND TO JEDI KNIGHTHOOD.