SHOULDN'T I GET CLOSER TO WORK FOR GOING TOWARDS WORK?
KNOW WHAT, I HAVE A DRAGON. F*CK WORK.
LEARN DARK MAGICS FROM MY DRAGON. IF IT DOESN'T KNOW ANY, LEARN SOME ANYWAY.
USE MY NEW KNOWLEDGE, OR JUST THE F*CKING DRAGON, TO KILL SOME INNOCENT CIVILIANS
(1) YOU LEARN THE DARK MAGIC A DRRAGON USES TO DIGEST ITS FOOD. FIRST HAND.
GO INTO WORMHOLE
OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN CASSANDRA'S TORSO
BUST OUT HER CHEST HESTBURSTER STYLE
(1vs4) NO. THE OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN ALDUINS INTESTINES. THEN YOU'RE DISSOLVING.
>Pull out a guitar and compose an epic song describing mine and Federico's excellence. And obviously, continue onwards to work, crushing innocents beneath Federico's mighty hooves.
(1) YOU ARE STRUCK WITH THE NEED FOR A GUITAR, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S LACKING STRINGS. IT STRIKES YOU THEN THAT YOUR INTESTINES MAKE FANTASTIC GUITAR STRINGS. THEN, IT STRIKES YOU THAT YOU NEED YOUR INTESTINES.
(Not an action: shouldn't I be closer to work due to using the TARDIS?)
>Respawn in a clear area near the TARDIS.
>Appologize to the Doctor.
>Ask what he is doing here.
((NAW. THE TARDIS IS ALSO 20 MILES AWAY.))
(6) YOU RESPAWN IN THE AREA NEAR THE SECOND TO LAST TARDIS, WHICH IS FLOATING IN SPACE. YOU EXPLODE.
>Back up. and DRIVE BABY DRIVE. ATTRACT ALL THE COPS I CAN! HONK HORNS, TELL THEM WHERE I AM OVER THE RADIO, GO NUTS!
>Engage in shooting as I flee cops.
(6) YOU ATTRACT ALL THE COPS YOU CAN. ALL THE COPS YOU CAN ATTRACT GO AND KILL YOU.
Respawn as primordial being. Go medieval on Xantalos. (Aka smash him with a mace and chain)
(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A BASIC EUKARYOTE. (2) IT'S DIFFICULT TO WIELD A MACE AS A SINGLE CELLULAR BEING.
PUNCH HIM IN FACE AND THROW HIM INFRONT OF MISKO TO BE RUN OVER. GO SAINTS ROW THREE ON MISKO'S PURSUERS. ENGAGE IN SHOOTING THE COPS.
(2) HE DODGES IT, BEING A NINJA, BEFORE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO LATCH ONTO YOU BETTER.
Suddenly jump up and teleport in front of Persus, Uppercutting him with a Power Glove (IT'S SO BAD.)!
(3vs3) THE POWER GLOVE INFECTS YOUR PUNCH, MAKING IT SOOO BAD TOO.
Kill Xantalos. Painfully, and then let Alduin have his turn with Xantalos.
((Shouldn't I be so very far from work?))
(2) YOU PUNCH ALDUINS STOMACH, HOPING THAT IT SOMEHOW MARS XANTALOS' BODY.
"Hun, why are you doing that?"
Meow!
(6)HISSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNcMeow!
I want to see the results of a one for this.
Could be amusing...
Keep working on game's AI.
Inb4 "[6] You create an apocalyptic AI which conquers the world. Respawn?"
(1) YOU WRITE AI ON A PIECE OF PAPER. (5) YOUR EMPLOYEE TAKES THAT AND CRAFTS A SPECTACULAR AI FROM IT.
Activate my new warpshoes and warpstep to work. Invent new musical genre based on bubbles of warped spacetime.
(1) YOU WARPSTEP INTO THE PATH OF A NUCLEAR WEAPON.
Walk to mars
(2) YOUR LEGS SNAP, YOUR MUSCLES TIRE FROM THE STRAIN OF TRYING TO WALK TO ANOTHER PLANET.
WAKE UP FROM CRAZY DREAM I HAD ABOUT BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND REALIZE I ACTUALLY WORKED LATE LAST NIGHT, SO JUST SLEPT UNDER MY DESK AT WORK INSTEAD OF GOING HOME.
(6) YOU THEN REALIZE WHY YOU WORKED SO LATE. YOUR LIFE HAS NO MEANING, OTHER THAN WORK. SO YOU KILL YOURSELF.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 20 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 20 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
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