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Author Topic: Dr. Von Strangle  (Read 4060 times)

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle: Car Puncher
« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2012, 01:56:07 am »
You (2) can't find a shitty car with a broken window, although you think it'd be a lovely idea to make one. (1) You punch the window of a nearby car (3) It's a cop car, luckily nobody is inside. You remember that you live next door to a police station.



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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2012, 01:57:10 am »
Look around, if nobody is in sight jump in and try to hotwire the thing. If anyone is in sight, run as fast as possible.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2012, 01:59:27 am »
You look around (1) OH MY GOD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE and they are coming for you!



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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2012, 02:02:18 am »
MUTHAFUKA.

Jump in car, find gun. Try and hotwire it.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2012, 02:04:39 am »
You (2) smash your head into the car window, apparently you didn't break it with your punch. (3) A car alarm goes off next to you.

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2012, 02:05:48 am »
RUN DER FUK AWAH!
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2012, 02:08:27 am »
You (4) Run away, Making a subconscious Monty Python reference. You stop by the Library, it is a block away from the car and you feel like it's enough, considering how long it normally takes for the police to respond near the police station.

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2012, 02:15:41 am »
Look for an open car, try them all. Steal anything inside.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2012, 02:18:03 am »
You Search the Library parking lot (2) you find $1 in change and some sunglasses. The rest of the cars are locked.

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2012, 02:25:32 am »
Open the unlocked car, hotwire it.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2012, 02:29:12 am »
You sit back in the car, rip the cover off of the steering column, and realize that you have never hot-wired a car but you decide to try it anyway (1). You start digging around the wires and since you don't have any tools you decide to bite the wire to cut it. You get shocked (1) and pass out.

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2012, 02:30:32 am »
Wake up.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2012, 03:54:59 am »
Quote from: Scelly9 on November 22, 2012, 02:30:32 am
Wake up.
Get superpowers from getting electrocuted.
That's totally how this works.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2012, 08:32:59 am »
Quote from: Scelly9 on November 22, 2012, 02:02:18 am
MUTHAFUKA.

Jump in car, find gun. Try and hotwire it.
Why and how ate you hotwiring a gun?

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Quote from: Xantalos on November 22, 2012, 03:54:59 am
Get superpowers from getting electrocuted.
That's totally how this works.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2012, 10:55:56 pm »
You (?)  Develop the power of mind control. You then (6) Jump up and look around, you are in the parking lot, it must have been just a few seconds since you passed out.

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It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.
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