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Author Topic: Dr. Von Strangle  (Read 4057 times)

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2012, 12:55:58 am »
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2012, 01:00:34 am »
You (4) start to woo a pretty lady but realize that (1) there are no women, in fact there are only big burly factory workers in there. One of them is (4) wooed, things feel awkward.

You (6) manage to wash all of your cloths, including the ones you are wearing for free, you start your way back to the lair.

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You are currently: Walking to EVIL lair

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2012, 01:06:47 am »
Go back and flirt with the construction worker.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2012, 01:10:51 am »
You turn around to enter the laundromat, (2) the factory worker isn't there. There isn't anyone there.

Good thing you think you'd puke about talking to someone for so long without any groveling.

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2012, 01:13:03 am »
Go home, then.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2012, 01:16:10 am »
You (6) sprint home dodging crying children and adults. As you approach your lair you (3) see that your landlord is outside, with (1) his Son

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You feel energized +1 Physical

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2012, 01:16:36 am »
Walk right past, ignore him.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2012, 01:19:11 am »
You (4) walk right past them and, they don't notice you in all the ruckus.

You get inside your lair and lock the 13 bolts.

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You are currently: Locking

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2012, 01:20:57 am »
Look around, take stock of the area.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2012, 01:26:27 am »
You glance about

Smelly Couch
Cardboard box as a table
1 can of cat food
1/2 gallon of water
Wrench, Screwdrivers, Needle-nose Pliers.
Bench, with vise and light.

Electronics for Dummies
Magic and you
Molecular biology for beginners
Genetics, a users guide.

A rat named Steve.
3 broken laptops
1 water-boiling and central heating unit

You (4) walk right past them and, they don't notice you in all the ruckus.

You get inside your lair and lock the 13 bolts.

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You are currently: Looking around

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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2012, 01:42:06 am »
>Place Steve in the vice and force-feed him catfood until he becomes MEGA HULK RAT.

>Sing "here comes the aeroplane~!" to make it more pleasant for the little guy.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2012, 01:47:16 am »
You (4 vs 5) try to grab Steve but he runs away. You decide to throw the can of cat food at Steve (3) you miss.

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You are currently: Chasing Steve humming "here comes the aeroplane"

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« Last Edit: November 22, 2012, 01:49:26 am by Spartan-67 »
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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2012, 01:48:47 am »
Just so you know, your updates have been a bit fucked up for a while.

Leave, find a computer store.
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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2012, 01:52:07 am »
I had just spotted it just as I saw your post.

You leave and (4) remember that you live in a town of 4000 and there isn't a computer store in it, the nearest town with a computer store is about 4 miles away.

You also (5) don't see the landlord or his son outside anymore, and can't hear any more crying or sirens.


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You are currently: Outside

Status: Angry
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Quote from: Tuxman on July 06, 2010, 12:24:11 am
It is ineffecient, will accomplish next to nothing, and is complete overkill. It will also probably not work. In other words, dwarfy.

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Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2012, 01:53:22 am »
Look around for a shitty car with a broken window.
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