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[Starver]

I personally believe in the truth of solipsism, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[a1s]

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland a father is passing wisdom to his son:
Son - he says - there are two kinds of women in the world. There is a Alice and there is Beth.

[Iduno]

Everyone's "favorite" racist cokehead who made a career out of stealing other musicians' work is back in the news again.

[KittyTac]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[Naturegirl1999]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

this made me smile

[Bumber]

What did the control tower say to the pilot before he crashed? "You need an attitude adjustment!"

[Magmacube_tr]

69

[Rolan7]

69

Hey, cancer is no laughing matter from any angle!

[TheBeardyMan]

Why the chicken the road?

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Because this joke no verbs.

[Starver]

I would joke that that's at least one verb, but I've decided to chicken out.

[Naturegirl1999]

I no verbs.

Why did the bird grow numbers?

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It was possessed by a clock ghost who heard the time fly joke and wanted to make it happen

[Kagus]

Bumped into a friend of mine at the pub recently, where he was still in a bit of shock after having been out socializing the night previous, before suddenly getting the news that one of his colleagues, one year older than him, had just died from a brain aneurysm. The realization of one's mortality being a bit of a heavy pill to swallow, he was understandably somewhat out of sorts.

While sitting with him and talking about it, another friend asked if the fellow in question were Norwegian. He replied that no, the man was originally from Spain. Apparently leaving behind a 2-year-old daughter on top of the tragedy as-was.


It was at this moment I took a deep breath, grimaced slightly at my own comedic glands, and uttered:

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"Nobody expects the Spanish aneurysm"

[Iduno]

Bumped into a friend of mine at the pub recently, where he was still in a bit of shock after having been out socializing the night previous, before suddenly getting the news that one of his colleagues, one year older than him, had just died from a brain aneurysm. The realization of one's mortality being a bit of a heavy pill to swallow, he was understandably somewhat out of sorts.

While sitting with him and talking about it, another friend asked if the fellow in question were Norwegian. He replied that no, the man was originally from Spain. Apparently leaving behind a 2-year-old daughter on top of the tragedy as-was.


It was at this moment I took a deep breath, grimaced slightly at my own comedic glands, and uttered:

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"Nobody expects the Spanish aneurysm"

Hopefully it at least lightened the mood.

[Bumber]

Hopefully it at least lightened the mood.

And then the pub burnt down.

[Frumple]

Hopefully it at least lightened the mood.

And then the pub burnt down.

The bleedin' pub's on fire, you say.