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[martinuzz]

Geesh how do I make that picture smaller for the forums?

[Kagus]

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Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

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[Iduno]

Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

Sure, but keep it short.

[Reelya]

Those kind of jokes really fit in here.

[Kagus]

I don't understand why Lovecraft's stories try and make out Yog-Sothoth as this powerful and threatening character, when he's so easy to defeat.


I mean, all you need is a little milk and bacteria to make Yog hurt.

[George_Chickens]

Those kind of jokes really fit in here.

My family doesn't talk to me anymore after I showed these jokes to my little brother 

[Eschar]

I've been revisiting my efforts to assemble a collection of absolutely dreadful pick-up lines.

"Hey babe, are you a barbecue? 'Cause I think you're hot, so I wanna take your top off and put my wiener in you"

"If I said I was Jesus, would you nail me?"

"Do you manage a baseball team? Because I want to give you my batter"

"Hey girl, were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"

"Are you an American public school? 'Cause I wanna shoot some kids in you"

You should get some material from LCS. Or add these to it!

[pisskop]

oh god, LCS lines are the perfect mix between generic and cheesy and satirical.

Dont forget "do you have a little Irish in you?  No?  do you want some tonight?"

Or, "Youre so dirty, Ill be your washing machine"

[Kagus]

Some nerdy-ish ones in this mix:

"Damn girl, are you a microwave? 'Cause mmmmmmmmm"

"Are your pants a compressed file? Because I want to unzip them"

"Call me Shrek, 'cause I'm head ogre heels for you"

"Hey babe, are you a Pokémon trainer? Because I wanna Pikachu" (alternatively, Raichu)

"Hey girl, are you Princess Zelda? 'Cause HYAAAH!"

"You can call me a retrovirus, because I wanna get inside your jeans"

Dont forget "do you have a little Irish in you?  No?  do you want some tonight?"

Note: This works better if you're actually Irish.

In fact, all of these would work better if you're Irish. That accent kills.

[Starver]

Dont forget "do you have a little Irish in you?  No?  do you want some tonight?"

Note: This works better if you're actually Irish.

And probably sells better if you're small of stature (with notably big hands/feet) than if you're towering (without).

[Kagus]

Dont forget "do you have a little Irish in you?  No?  do you want some tonight?"

Note: This works better if you're actually Irish.

And probably sells better if you're small of stature (with notably big hands/feet) than if you're towering (without).

Considering there's only a little bit of your Irish that'll be going inside her, this is kinda moot.

Leprechauns do get all the booty, though.

[Bumber]

"Hey girl, are you Princess Zelda? 'Cause HYAAAH!"

What's Link's favorite type of flower? HYAAAcinth.

[Kagus]

What do you call an erection wearing a bay wreath?

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Laurel and Hardy

[KittyTac]

Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July. But not Fire.

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Fireworks on the 4th of July.

[Iduno]

So, did you hear that Jimmy Buffet has lime disease?