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Tawa

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3360 on: July 03, 2016, 01:38:17 pm »
What do you call a rooster-shaped lollipop?
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« Reply #3361 on: July 03, 2016, 05:18:35 pm »
On what days of the week do African children get fed?

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« Reply #3362 on: July 04, 2016, 07:28:55 am »
Quote from: Cinder on July 03, 2016, 05:18:35 pm
On what days of the week do African children get fed?

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Weekend. BAM, be hungry no more, lil' black people.
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« Reply #3363 on: July 04, 2016, 09:02:40 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3364 on: July 04, 2016, 12:53:01 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on July 04, 2016, 09:02:40 am
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3365 on: July 11, 2016, 11:22:30 am »
Why doesn't the Alchemist in Pathfinder have any resurrection spells?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3366 on: July 14, 2016, 06:44:51 pm »
What do you call a Protestant that falls to the Dark Side?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3367 on: July 14, 2016, 07:46:47 pm »
Nope, I'll still just call them a heretic :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3368 on: July 14, 2016, 08:14:55 pm »
I think the proper term is "smoke".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3369 on: July 14, 2016, 10:24:18 pm »
We're on fire with these bad jokes...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3370 on: July 15, 2016, 12:37:36 am »
Stahp. Or you will all be pun-ished most dearly.


A married couple got into a terrible accident where the wife's face burnt very badly. The doctor said she would need a skin graft, but she herself was too thin to be the donor. The husband immediately volunteered, but it turned out the only suitable skin he had was on his buttocks. He tentatively agreed to the operation, on the condition that nobody else would ever be told about it.

Fast forward a few months, and the wife is as beautiful as ever, garnering compliments left and right. She thanks her husband for all that he has done for her, wondering if she could ever repay him. He brushes it off, saying:

"Every kiss your mother gives you on the cheek is well enough for that."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3371 on: July 16, 2016, 05:52:19 pm »
I went to my Turkish hairdresser this morning and asked him to shave me a military coupe.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3372 on: July 24, 2016, 08:31:20 am »
Yesterday I watched my dad chop Onions. It made me cry.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3373 on: July 24, 2016, 09:24:52 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 24, 2016, 08:31:20 am
Yesterday I watched my dad chop Onions. It made me cry.

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Waste not, want not.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3374 on: July 29, 2016, 02:39:42 am »
Cooking tip: in order to prevent crying when cutting onions, avoid forming an emotional connection with them.
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