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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2880 on: November 08, 2015, 11:02:31 am »
I have yet more jokes from a Laffy Taffy wrapper.
Why did the chicken go to the library?
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How did the monkey cross the road?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2881 on: November 08, 2015, 12:19:50 pm »
What's a frog's favorite website?
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« Reply #2882 on: November 08, 2015, 01:23:13 pm »
How do you make Windows run?
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« Reply #2883 on: November 08, 2015, 11:36:40 pm »
Q.) Why did Prince Charming go gay?
A.) He was into big balls.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2884 on: November 13, 2015, 05:23:23 pm »
What is the pornstars favorite medicine?


Penicilin.

I made that one myself.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2885 on: November 13, 2015, 07:12:15 pm »
More laffy taffy jokes!
What did the casket say to the other casket?
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
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« Reply #2886 on: November 13, 2015, 09:59:02 pm »
The NSA.

Oh, sorry, that was the punchline for a knock-knock joke.
Why didn't I lead with a "Knock Knock"?

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« Reply #2887 on: November 14, 2015, 03:52:57 am »
The first law of robotics is "don't talk about robot fight club"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2888 on: November 14, 2015, 04:02:34 am »
The first law of tautology is the first law of tautology.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2889 on: November 14, 2015, 04:05:15 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on November 14, 2015, 03:52:57 am
The first law of robotics is "don't talk about robot fight club"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2890 on: November 16, 2015, 11:19:47 am »
Quote from: Cinder on November 14, 2015, 04:02:34 am
The first law of tautology is the first law of tautology.
The first law of paradoxes violates the first law of paradoxes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2891 on: November 16, 2015, 01:47:31 pm »
The first law of contradiction is not the first law of contradiction.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2892 on: November 16, 2015, 05:10:35 pm »
This is both incredibly stupid and most awesome.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2893 on: November 16, 2015, 05:12:11 pm »
The first law of immutability has been set in stone.
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« Reply #2894 on: November 16, 2015, 05:20:47 pm »
The last rule of recursion club is the rules of recursion club.
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