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« Reply #2850 on: November 02, 2015, 02:48:33 am »
Barium Technetium Manganese!
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« Reply #2851 on: November 02, 2015, 02:54:34 am »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on November 02, 2015, 02:48:33 am
Barium Technetium Manganese!
Meeeeeerh.  You have too many wrong letters.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #2852 on: November 02, 2015, 03:02:34 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 02, 2015, 02:54:34 am
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on November 02, 2015, 02:48:33 am
Barium Technetium Manganese!
Meeeeeerh.  You have too many wrong letters.
Oh, yes, sorry.
Boron Astatine Manganese!
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« Reply #2853 on: November 02, 2015, 03:04:29 am »
92 102  5 92 70 13 l?

Fixed.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2015, 03:33:24 am by H4zardZ1 »
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« Reply #2854 on: November 02, 2015, 03:31:41 am »
1 92 1?
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« Reply #2855 on: November 02, 2015, 06:08:35 am »
As a chemist, I can share a success formula:

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulphur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium 
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« Reply #2856 on: November 02, 2015, 06:13:06 am »
Yes, yes, but how do you propose we actually do that?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #2857 on: November 02, 2015, 08:14:37 am »
What do you call it when your evil henchmen stumble through your own (evil) ☼giant axe blade☼ traps?

Fillet minion Monday.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #2858 on: November 02, 2015, 08:49:45 am »
What did Juan Perón say at Eva's funeral?

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« Reply #2859 on: November 02, 2015, 09:05:46 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 02, 2015, 06:13:06 am
Yes, yes, but how do you propose we actually do that?

Iodine Deuterium Uranium Nitrogen Nitrogen Oxygen
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« Reply #2860 on: November 02, 2015, 09:37:39 am »
Quote from: Comrade P. on November 02, 2015, 09:05:46 am
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 02, 2015, 06:13:06 am
Yes, yes, but how do you propose we actually do that?

Iodine Deuterium Uranium Nitrogen Nitrogen Oxygen
Deuterium isn't on the table. It's Hydrogen.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #2861 on: November 02, 2015, 10:30:45 am »
The issue is, the table doesn't have enough D.
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« Reply #2862 on: November 02, 2015, 11:21:04 am »
Quote from: Bumber on November 02, 2015, 09:37:39 am
Deuterium isn't on the table. It's Hydrogen.

It does, however, have a separate chemical symbol on par with other elements.
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« Reply #2863 on: November 02, 2015, 11:23:00 am »
Quote from: Bumber on November 02, 2015, 09:37:39 am
Quote from: Comrade P. on November 02, 2015, 09:05:46 am
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 02, 2015, 06:13:06 am
Yes, yes, but how do you propose we actually do that?

Iodine Deuterium Uranium Nitrogen Nitrogen Oxygen
Deuterium isn't on the table. It's Hydrogen.
The Hydrogen brothers are so self-importnat they each have their own sybmol (well (mono)hydrogen, deuterium and tritium do anyway).
ninjad.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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« Reply #2864 on: November 02, 2015, 03:03:12 pm »
Quote from: a1s on November 02, 2015, 11:23:00 am
Quote from: Bumber on November 02, 2015, 09:37:39 am
Quote from: Comrade P. on November 02, 2015, 09:05:46 am
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 02, 2015, 06:13:06 am
Yes, yes, but how do you propose we actually do that?

Iodine Deuterium Uranium Nitrogen Nitrogen Oxygen
Deuterium isn't on the table. It's Hydrogen.
The Hydrogen brothers are so self-importnat they each have their own sybmol (well (mono)hydrogen, deuterium and tritium do anyway).
ninjad.
Seriously?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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