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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2700 on: October 12, 2015, 08:15:57 am »
A guy walks into a sleezy bar. At the counter there's a sign, saying
"CHEESEBURGER: $2
CHICKENBURGER  $3
HANDJOB             $15"

They guy walks up to the girl behind the counter and asks "Are you the one giving handjobs?"
"Yes I do, honey", she purrs
"Then wash your goddamn hands before you make me a cheeseburger"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2701 on: October 13, 2015, 12:36:38 am »
And then we hear that 'handjob' actually meant 'handmade' and the burger comes from some horribly nonhygienic machine.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2702 on: October 13, 2015, 08:18:46 am »
0.01$ joke
Buy today?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2703 on: October 13, 2015, 08:30:42 am »
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
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How can you tell a statistician is lying?
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How can you tell an economist left out facts contrary to his story?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2704 on: October 13, 2015, 08:46:38 am »
Quote from: H4zardZ1 on October 13, 2015, 08:18:46 am
0.01$ joke
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For just twice the price, get double the quality!  Buy a two-cent joke today!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2705 on: October 13, 2015, 09:46:01 am »
I really don't see the sense in it.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2706 on: October 13, 2015, 11:10:17 am »
Quote from: Tack on October 13, 2015, 09:46:01 am
I really don't see the sense in it.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2707 on: October 15, 2015, 09:00:44 am »
Quote from: Dirst on October 13, 2015, 08:30:42 am
How can you tell an economist left out facts contrary to his story?
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No punchline?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2708 on: October 15, 2015, 09:10:26 am »
I think the lack of the punchline is the punchline in this case.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2709 on: October 15, 2015, 09:17:02 am »
Quote from: TheDarkStar on October 15, 2015, 09:00:44 am
Quote from: Dirst on October 13, 2015, 08:30:42 am
How can you tell an economist left out facts contrary to his story?
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No punchline?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2710 on: October 16, 2015, 12:35:07 pm »
A man joins a bunch of people waiting in line in front of a building that says "Funny Joke Inside!". When it gets to be his turn, the man is escorted inside and promptly punched in the face.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2711 on: October 16, 2015, 04:24:08 pm »
I went to get these fruit drinks in the Food court, because

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2712 on: October 16, 2015, 04:55:37 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2713 on: October 16, 2015, 10:24:59 pm »
i dont get it
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2714 on: October 16, 2015, 10:30:11 pm »
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i dont get it

You got that joke when

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