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H4zardZ1

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2520 on: September 08, 2015, 06:40:08 am »
Typos is similar to puns, and some puns are terrible. 'Tyoos mkae evyring too them ax' lives on it's own typos.
Almost no typos has made it even to that(or this) level, however.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2521 on: September 08, 2015, 08:28:25 am »
Something, something, dynamic Lincoln library.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2522 on: September 08, 2015, 03:08:43 pm »
Typos smkae everything cool to the smax.

There, I did it. I jumped on the bandwagon.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2523 on: September 08, 2015, 03:40:00 pm »
Don't worry. You did it before it was cool.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2524 on: September 08, 2015, 03:40:50 pm »
dixelsia mekas eyrevnihtg cool te hto axm

and diarrhea makes everything warm to the max.
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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2525 on: September 08, 2015, 06:25:59 pm »
Q.) What do you call a weapon delivery system that pisses all over itself?
A.) An Incontinent Ballistic Missile
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2526 on: September 08, 2015, 07:15:10 pm »
I feel happier about that joke than when George Lucas discovered the perfect way to write lines for the Emperor

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Emperor: SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING I TRANSFORMED YOUR FATHER I WILL TRANSFORM YOU TO!
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« Reply #2527 on: September 08, 2015, 07:27:34 pm »
Pickup line:

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2528 on: September 08, 2015, 07:40:14 pm »
Read this one on someones twitter:
Is heaven missing an angel?
Because, y'know, there's a dead angel in the back alley and you're holding a bloody knife.
P.S. also, you're attractive.
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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2529 on: September 08, 2015, 09:57:08 pm »
The family guy video does it better.
Link dat.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2530 on: September 08, 2015, 10:37:43 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on September 08, 2015, 06:25:59 pm
Q.) What do you call a weapon delivery system that pisses all over itself?
A.) An Incontinent Ballistic Missile
What do you call airline food that gives you diarrhea?

Incontinental breakfast.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2531 on: September 09, 2015, 07:49:10 am »
The random name generator did this name:
Flesh Tooth With The Claw

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2532 on: September 09, 2015, 02:58:15 pm »
Quote from: Dorfs R Fun on September 08, 2015, 07:27:34 pm
Pickup line:

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I use this?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2533 on: September 09, 2015, 06:14:18 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on September 09, 2015, 02:58:15 pm
Quote from: Dorfs R Fun on September 08, 2015, 07:27:34 pm
Pickup line:

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I use this?
If you want to make people think you're gross/weird, sure.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2534 on: September 09, 2015, 06:49:30 pm »
Hell, they're gonna realise I'm gross and weird soon enough, might as well make it clear from the get-go.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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