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Helgoland

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2385 on: July 29, 2015, 04:44:17 am »
So you're saying drone strikes are perfectly natural and nothing to get upset about, since they've been around for millenia?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2386 on: July 29, 2015, 04:51:24 am »
What do little sisters drive?
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« Reply #2387 on: August 03, 2015, 03:48:51 pm »
What kind of sextoy does a fire imp use?

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« Reply #2388 on: August 04, 2015, 01:13:39 pm »
I studied communist philosophy, but when i got called on I kept Stalin, so they gave me bad Marx.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2389 on: August 06, 2015, 12:29:56 am »
What's the best way a firefighter can cause vandalism and other various mischief?
Using their hoolagan bar.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2390 on: August 06, 2015, 01:55:20 am »
What's an even better way for a firefighter to cause vandalism and other various mischief?
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« Reply #2391 on: August 06, 2015, 12:44:36 pm »
What has 120 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2392 on: August 06, 2015, 05:03:23 pm »
I like the implication that your dong turns green when it's angry.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2393 on: August 06, 2015, 07:13:37 pm »
Doesn't everyone have angry penises once in a while?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2394 on: August 06, 2015, 10:08:35 pm »
Only 50% of the population.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2395 on: August 06, 2015, 11:46:22 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on August 06, 2015, 05:03:23 pm
I like the implication that your dong turns green when it's angry.
Fun fact: that does happen to elephants
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2396 on: August 07, 2015, 11:14:16 am »
How many black people does it take to start a riot?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2397 on: August 14, 2015, 04:26:17 pm »
A coworker asked me for some loonies for the bus today.

Unfortunately, I had to tell her I had no flocks to give.
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« Reply #2398 on: August 16, 2015, 01:35:15 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2399 on: August 16, 2015, 02:23:45 pm »
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The girl in the cartoon kind of looks like Krypton in one of my former avatar rotators.
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