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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2025 on: March 29, 2015, 03:43:29 am »
Since it's a Sunday, here's a church joke. For reference, the Rand is the South African unit of currency.

The Rand finally dies, and all the denominations are queued up at the pearly gates. St Peter beckons the R1 coin forward and sends it through, and the same for the R2, and for the R5.
The banknotes decide that they know what's going on, and they all saunter up to St Peter, but he stops them.
"That's so unfair!" Complains the R10 note, "You let all the coins through!"
St Peter nods. "Yes, but I never saw any of you in church."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2026 on: March 29, 2015, 10:49:13 am »
I would say that works for the American dollar, but nobody donates even the the coins in church here.

* Akura has never attended a church service except on threats of joblessness/homelessness.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2027 on: March 29, 2015, 12:33:51 pm »
Works with Canada, we have loonies and toonies (1$ and 2$ coins respectively)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2028 on: March 29, 2015, 12:43:59 pm »
...Loony Toons?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2029 on: March 29, 2015, 02:00:44 pm »
They really should be minted with Loony toons characters, though, shouldn't they?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2030 on: March 29, 2015, 02:14:56 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 29, 2015, 02:00:44 pm
They really should be minted with Loony toons characters, though, shouldn't they?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2031 on: March 29, 2015, 06:35:36 pm »
Quote from: Akura on March 29, 2015, 10:49:13 am
I would say that works for the American dollar, but nobody donates even the the coins in church here.

* Akura has never attended a church service except on threats of joblessness/homelessness.
...where the hell do you lose your job for not going to church? Medieval Europe?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2032 on: March 29, 2015, 07:06:24 pm »
Iowa. Or Mormon country.

Although he's probably talking about going to a church to seek help.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2033 on: March 29, 2015, 07:25:07 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on March 29, 2015, 06:35:36 pm
Quote from: Akura on March 29, 2015, 10:49:13 am
I would say that works for the American dollar, but nobody donates even the the coins in church here.

* Akura has never attended a church service except on threats of joblessness/homelessness.
...where the hell do you lose your job for not going to church? Medieval Europe?

Obviously, he's a priest...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2034 on: March 30, 2015, 01:41:39 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2035 on: March 30, 2015, 01:56:45 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2036 on: March 30, 2015, 02:08:58 pm »
... dammit, Bohandas.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2037 on: March 30, 2015, 02:15:45 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2038 on: March 30, 2015, 02:18:34 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2039 on: March 30, 2015, 02:23:51 pm »
Would shit my pants again.
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