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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1995 on: March 25, 2015, 10:06:53 am »
Quote from: ggamer on March 25, 2015, 08:22:39 am
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1996 on: March 25, 2015, 10:11:01 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 25, 2015, 03:14:04 am
Why were the.. uh... Japan... um...

Shit, I can't do that. It's too terrible.
No you guys, the tsunami and the reactors were part of a plan to actually create Godzilla.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1997 on: March 25, 2015, 10:21:49 am »
What did the oncologist say to the COPD patient?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1998 on: March 25, 2015, 10:26:01 am »
Quote from: ggamer on March 25, 2015, 08:22:39 am
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

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Huh... Lemmy try that.

Why can't Jesus drive?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1999 on: March 25, 2015, 10:50:10 am »
Why are dogs so adorable?

Seriously, I'd like someone to answer that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2000 on: March 25, 2015, 04:32:34 pm »
We engineered them to be adorable so that our neighbors would feel bad about eating them. Dogs are delicious, after all.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2001 on: March 25, 2015, 05:22:34 pm »
Well, pigs are adorable too, and delicious.

Ontopic:

Why does the white bear dissolve in water?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2002 on: March 25, 2015, 05:26:36 pm »
The joke was too terrible, I'm afraid.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2003 on: March 25, 2015, 05:37:07 pm »
Not sure we're allowed to make fun of one another here >_>
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2004 on: March 25, 2015, 05:38:49 pm »
I apologize. I didn't intend to make fun of him, though I won't attempt to justify what was clearly out of line. : /
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2005 on: March 25, 2015, 05:57:27 pm »
I didn't see the joke, but if it was about me I'd be totally fine with it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2006 on: March 25, 2015, 05:58:55 pm »
It was about Lemonpie and his Illuminati avatar.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2007 on: March 25, 2015, 06:15:53 pm »
Personally, I think it was fine. If he had a problem with it, he could ask you to remove it.

Do what you think is best, however.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2008 on: March 25, 2015, 06:25:22 pm »
Well, here's a non-problematic version:

Which of Santa's list was Gallileo Gallilei on?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2009 on: March 25, 2015, 07:21:33 pm »
What kind of protagonist did MGS2 have?

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