Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please Latvian, Is so cold.
That's right, it's post-soviet kicking bag country joke time!
If latvian have two potato and then get another potato, how many potatoes have?
Premise ridiculous- no man are have two potato.
Three latvian are sit at bar.
First latvian say 'My son are have best life, he is farmer, can grow as many potato as like'
All are nod.
Second latvian say 'My son are have best life, he is soldier, can have as many rape as like'.
All are nod.
Third latvian say 'My son are have best life, he die at birth, troubles are already over.'
all agree, third son have it best.
but all are sad.
Two latvian look at sky.
One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
Whole sky is cloud. Weather is bad. Latvian are cold.
Latvian hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is KGB.
There no potato.
Edit: For those that don't enjoy being triggered, the wood shop post in the sad thread caused me to think up this scorcher.
Once upon a time Jim was about to eat a hotdog when he saw a sauce bottle with a lightning bolt on it. He knew it was hotsauce, but was really curious about it, so he tried to open the squeeze top, causing it to spill on his arm- and it stung! Startled, Jim went to wash off, but saw that it had left a nasty rash.
The next day when he woke up, he noticed that his rash had worsened. Not only had it gotten darker, but it had seemed to localize on two equidistant spots on his forearm. Curious, he touched one of the sores on his arm, but he didn't feel anything. Touching the other one yielded a similar result, but when he touched them both together, they zapped him!
Curious about this new source of electricity, Jim hid his arm wounds all through the day at school until Shop Class. Spotting an electric saw, he grabbed the power cable and Jammed It Straight Into His Arm!
The saw whirred into life, and then Jimmy immediately dropped dead, drained of energy.
The moral of the story is:
POWER SAUCE POWER SORES ARE NOT A POWER SOURCE FOR POWER SAWS