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Tack

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1785 on: February 23, 2015, 07:17:00 pm »
It's a little horrifying that the original eye seems to resemble a heart.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1786 on: February 23, 2015, 07:53:14 pm »
It will take me a while to understand this.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1787 on: February 23, 2015, 08:15:21 pm »
Quote from: Tack on February 23, 2015, 07:17:00 pm
It's a little horrifying that the original eye seems to resemble a heart.
In what way does the eye look like a heart?
Actually I kind of see it, now that I'm looking for it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1788 on: February 23, 2015, 10:26:44 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1789 on: February 23, 2015, 10:28:57 pm »
Please no racist jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1790 on: February 23, 2015, 10:30:01 pm »
X-post from pithy quotes thread.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1791 on: February 23, 2015, 10:31:47 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 23, 2015, 10:28:57 pm
Please no racist jokes.

Please, i'm not racist and neither is he.

Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1792 on: February 23, 2015, 10:36:51 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1793 on: February 23, 2015, 10:37:06 pm »
* Descan grumps from the corner.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1794 on: February 23, 2015, 10:39:11 pm »
* ggamer laughs nervously

Honestly i've heard much worse jokes, one of which involving processed fruit and children, let's not start drawing lines now.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1795 on: February 23, 2015, 10:42:10 pm »
I think it's because he (or someone else) made those jokes earlier in the thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1796 on: February 24, 2015, 12:57:17 am »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 23, 2015, 10:28:57 pm
Please no racist jokes.
This has already been stated and slated. It's a 'terrible jokes' thread, and all the racist ones are spoilered.
Plus, that one was anti-semantic. Not racist. Gosh.

That being said I was gonna put down a bunch of Indigenous Australian jokes, but instead I got drunk and fell asleep on the highway.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1797 on: February 24, 2015, 12:44:50 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on February 23, 2015, 10:26:44 pm
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Heh, didn't know that one.

And yeah, prohibiting racist, sexist etc jokes would mean a fairly quick death for this thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1798 on: February 24, 2015, 12:58:23 pm »
Q.) What did one calligrapher say to the other?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1799 on: February 24, 2015, 12:59:20 pm »
Quote from: Tack on February 24, 2015, 12:57:17 am
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 23, 2015, 10:28:57 pm
Please no racist jokes.
Plus, that one was anti-semantic. Not racist. Gosh.


You say that like it's better. [sarcasm]I don't care about Jews and Negroes, but the branch of linguistics that studies meanings is very dear and important to me.[/sarcasm]
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