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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1665 on: January 30, 2015, 04:20:21 pm »
Someone should learn to speak Wingdings.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1666 on: January 30, 2015, 11:07:01 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1667 on: January 30, 2015, 11:08:23 pm »
Guys, this is the terrible jokes thread, not the dadaist conversation thread. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1668 on: January 30, 2015, 11:32:04 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on January 30, 2015, 11:08:23 pm
Guys, this is the terrible jokes thread, not the dadaist conversation thread. :P

Huh, I did not know that is what Google Translate actually translated my post as. I guess I'll have to find another website for translating things into Q.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1669 on: January 30, 2015, 11:51:10 pm »
Q.) Why didn't the Dodecahedron have sex with the Icosahedron?
A.) Because they're platonic solids.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1670 on: January 31, 2015, 02:19:33 am »
Q.) What causes insanity, birth defects, and increased civil rights in India?
A.) Toxoplasma Gandhi
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1671 on: February 05, 2015, 05:11:07 pm »
I heard this one in a dream.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1672 on: February 05, 2015, 06:05:23 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on January 30, 2015, 11:51:10 pm
Q.) Why didn't the Dodecahedron have sex with the Icosahedron?
A.) Because they're platonic solids.
Why are those solids called platonic? Because they lack the cavities required for anything more.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1673 on: February 06, 2015, 03:13:48 am »
Q.) What do you call a four-star general with irritable bowel syndrome
A.) Colon *POW!*
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1674 on: February 06, 2015, 08:20:50 am »
I would love to study Russian, German, French, Chinese, Arabic, Latin, and Ancient Greek
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1675 on: February 06, 2015, 08:28:03 am »
I have a terrible joke: My life! Ho ho ho, it is to laugh.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1676 on: February 06, 2015, 04:29:24 pm »
Oh, Descan. We love you. :)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1677 on: February 06, 2015, 06:15:43 pm »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on February 06, 2015, 08:20:50 am
I would love to study Russian, German, French, Chinese, Arabic, Latin, and Ancient Greek

A terrible joke indeed - absolutely unclear.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1678 on: February 08, 2015, 06:24:15 pm »
Spoiler: does this count? (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1679 on: February 08, 2015, 09:46:05 pm »
A navigator that's actually quite fu-WTF!?

Nah that's funny. Not terrible.
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