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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1455 on: November 19, 2014, 08:08:19 am »
Everyone knows not to look behind the curtain at citron city.  Even if you just killed the Wicked Witch of the West.  Well, "Orange Wizard" either way, the jig is up.  Also, since the dance stopped, your illusionist act is ruined too!
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« Reply #1456 on: November 19, 2014, 05:41:13 pm »
What's the creepiest thing you could have with your ribs?
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« Reply #1457 on: November 20, 2014, 09:16:38 am »
What do you call a 5th century nomadic german hiding in the woods?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1458 on: November 20, 2014, 10:13:33 am »
What do you call a lightbulb that can't be changed without an exorcist?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1459 on: November 21, 2014, 10:14:37 am »
I am coming forward today to say publicly, for the first time, that in June of 1971 Bill Cosby gave me an Old Fashioned and a half-assed foot rub.
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« Reply #1460 on: November 21, 2014, 10:45:21 am »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on November 21, 2014, 10:14:37 am
I am coming forward today to say publicly, for the first time, that in June of 1971 Bill Cosby gave me an Old Fashioned and a half-assed foot rub.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1461 on: November 21, 2014, 12:15:52 pm »
A programmer walks into a bar.
He orders 1 drink.
He orders 10 drinks.
He orders 1.7 billion drinks.
He orders 1.7 drinks.
He orders -1 drinks.
He orders 0 drinks.
He orders “one” drink.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1462 on: November 21, 2014, 12:35:34 pm »
I don't get it.
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« Reply #1463 on: November 21, 2014, 12:49:17 pm »
It refers to the testing cycle programmers go through, checking for the correct output when erroneous inputs are inputted.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1464 on: November 21, 2014, 02:04:17 pm »
How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1465 on: November 21, 2014, 02:05:24 pm »
Quote from: Caz on November 21, 2014, 02:04:17 pm
How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1466 on: November 23, 2014, 01:04:24 pm »
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Doctor: "Right over there, next to mine."
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« Reply #1467 on: November 24, 2014, 09:41:16 pm »
What's white on black?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1468 on: November 24, 2014, 09:45:00 pm »
Quote from: Objective on November 24, 2014, 09:41:16 pm
What's white on black?

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Not tonight >.<
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1469 on: November 24, 2014, 10:25:16 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on November 24, 2014, 09:45:00 pm
Quote from: Objective on November 24, 2014, 09:41:16 pm
What's white on black?

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That's exactly why it's in this thread right now.
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