Oooh! Have I told the fridge joke yet?
So a poor family buys a second-hand fridge. They put their food into it and go to sleep. In the morning they wake up to find that the amount of food in it has doubled! They figure it must be the +5 Magic Fridge of Doubling, and sure enough, it is. They put all their savings into it repeatedly and become rich.
So they're flying on a plane to their vacation in the Bahamas, and taking the fridge with them, of course, when suddenly, one of the plane's engines bursts into flame. The stewards start throwing everything out of the cargo hold, but the family realize that they can put the functional engine into the fridge, and all will be fine! So the stewards and our heroes are wrasslin' for the fridge right before the cargo hold's door. Ah, fuck this joke, here's another one.
So a ship has sunk on its way to the Bahamas, and the only survivors are a boy and a girl. They are on a raft. The boy realizes he loves the girl, so he goes, like, "Girl! I love thee!" And she's like "Wha..?" And then he's like, "I WILL SHOW YOU!" But instead of whipping out his junk like all normal people, he dives into the sea. So he's swimming along the bottom of it, and sees a pearl as big as his fist. He decides it's too small, and swims on. Then he finds a pearl as big as his head. Still small. Then he finds one as big as his left testicle. He nods approvingly, throws his arms around it and starts swimming up. So he swims for half an hour, but finally he emerges, ready to present the pearl to the girl, but there's nobody on the raft except for a fridge and a spattering of pureed human.
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