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GaxkangtheUnbound

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #195 on: November 26, 2012, 06:52:08 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on November 26, 2012, 06:44:51 am
Quick, a fight between Stalin and FDR: Who'd win?
I think Stalin would win the fight because he'd act like he was (Stalin) for time while in reality he's building a massive spirit bomb.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #196 on: November 26, 2012, 07:23:57 am »
Stalin would win because FDR is in a wheelchair and I think that's sick and wrong.

It's a lifestyle choice and I don't approve of it! >: (
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« Reply #197 on: November 26, 2012, 07:26:51 am »
Also, Stalin could eat FDR's brain with his mustache.

Now, Stalin vs TR?
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« Reply #198 on: November 26, 2012, 12:50:33 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on November 26, 2012, 07:26:51 am
Also, Stalin could eat FDR's brain with his mustache.

Now, Stalin vs TR?

TR would hunt him like an elephant. He certainly knew how to do that, bastard.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #199 on: November 26, 2012, 12:56:07 pm »
TR vs Bush1?
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« Reply #200 on: November 26, 2012, 02:10:04 pm »
Less chatter, more bad jokes!

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' for 'snail', on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Wow, look at that S-car go!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #201 on: November 26, 2012, 02:13:40 pm »
On the one hand I want to thank you for stopping the pointless derail. On the other I want to headdesk so hard. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #202 on: November 26, 2012, 02:32:43 pm »
Oh god, that's painful.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #203 on: November 26, 2012, 03:30:56 pm »
I wood like to say we need more tree puns.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #204 on: November 26, 2012, 03:42:44 pm »
Stem that sappy shtick, buddy, before it takes root, or eye wood be leafing now, if yew start barking up that tree. If there's one thing eye hate it's pining after acorny joak.

Hedging my bets, i'll knot bough to your demands, nor cedar victory to you. otherwise eye willow you too much.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #205 on: November 26, 2012, 04:07:57 pm »
I shall brutally murder you with a sledgehammer and dump your mangled body in the ocean.

That was no joke.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #206 on: November 26, 2012, 04:09:27 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on November 26, 2012, 04:07:57 pm
I shall brutally murder YEW with a sledgehammer and dump your mangled body in the ocean.

That was no joke.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #207 on: November 26, 2012, 04:25:34 pm »
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« Reply #208 on: November 26, 2012, 04:36:36 pm »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #209 on: November 26, 2012, 06:11:32 pm »
A tree joke:

What's the most useless tree of all?
Elves.
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