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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2655 on: October 08, 2015, 08:35:12 am »
Wrong thread, was actually funny.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2656 on: October 08, 2015, 08:36:28 am »
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on October 08, 2015, 08:32:51 am
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Donald Trump's presidential campaign.
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« Reply #2657 on: October 08, 2015, 08:39:31 am »
I don't know what you think that changes.  :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2658 on: October 08, 2015, 08:54:08 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2659 on: October 08, 2015, 09:31:03 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on October 08, 2015, 08:35:12 am
Wrong thread, was actually funny.

He's but a lightweight, can't even make a terrible joke about D. Trump.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2660 on: October 08, 2015, 01:12:13 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on October 08, 2015, 08:39:31 am
I don't know what you think that changes.  :P
Trump is a joke, but his campaign is terrible? Something like that.
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« Reply #2661 on: October 08, 2015, 02:29:53 pm »
Quote from: a1s on October 08, 2015, 01:12:13 pm
Quote from: Egan_BW on October 08, 2015, 08:39:31 am
I don't know what you think that changes.  :P
Trump is a joke, but his campaign is terrible? Something like that.
They are both jokes. And quite good ones at that! Sure, the man is bad by the standards of a man, and the campaign is bad by the standards of a campaign, but these are not the things they are.
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« Reply #2662 on: October 08, 2015, 04:55:45 pm »
If you guys want terrible jokes still...


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2663 on: October 08, 2015, 05:05:19 pm »
Quote from: Akura on October 08, 2015, 04:55:45 pm
If you guys want terrible great jokes still...


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2664 on: October 08, 2015, 06:33:48 pm »
You know someone's bold when they steal another person's joke RIGHT after they posted it, quotes and all.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2665 on: October 08, 2015, 07:01:32 pm »
I don't think that was theft, more an indirect "awesome joke there brah".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2666 on: October 09, 2015, 01:53:09 am »
Quote from: Cinder on October 08, 2015, 06:33:48 pm
You know someone's bold when they steal another person's joke RIGHT after they posted it, quotes and all.
No, someone's bold when they do this.
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« Reply #2667 on: October 09, 2015, 02:46:59 am »
Why did the typist move to Italy? He wanted to practice his Italic.
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« Reply #2668 on: October 09, 2015, 02:49:54 am »
To Rome? He could use the metro system to learn underline while he's at it. Or should we strike that out?
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« Reply #2669 on: October 09, 2015, 04:49:02 am »
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