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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1740 on: February 16, 2015, 10:44:24 pm »
Why were ancient human relatives so bad at running?
They were meanderthals.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1741 on: February 16, 2015, 11:12:17 pm »
Why were ancient human relatives so bad at running?
They were neanderfalls.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1742 on: February 16, 2015, 11:44:22 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on August 03, 2014, 01:17:20 am
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Morgan Freeman narrated his own birth

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1743 on: February 20, 2015, 06:39:07 am »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 16, 2015, 10:22:37 pm
the "o" in the word "women" makes the "i" sound,

...do people where you live unironically pronounce it 'wimmen'?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1744 on: February 20, 2015, 06:44:54 am »
Yes?

We dont say 'the woe-men cross the street', but 'the wimen'.

For woman, its 'wuman'
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« Reply #1745 on: February 20, 2015, 07:07:22 am »
Huh. It's wuh-man and wuh-men here.
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« Reply #1746 on: February 20, 2015, 07:37:26 am »
:-\  tbh, Its my suspicion that the average American's tounge is so lazy that the change from singular to plural helps differentiate the two.  American's be sloppy, yo.  I honestly practice anunciation when Im casually talking.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1747 on: February 20, 2015, 12:31:01 pm »
What did the deaf, blind, dumb kid get for Christmas?
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Surprised I haven't seen this one yet, it's older than the book, but:
How do you fit an elephant in your fridge?
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The Lion king throws a party and all the animals of the forest are invited. Who's not coming?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1748 on: February 20, 2015, 05:14:20 pm »
Quote from: Arx on February 20, 2015, 06:39:07 am
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 16, 2015, 10:22:37 pm
the "o" in the word "women" makes the "i" sound,
...do people where you live unironically pronounce it 'wimmen'?
New Zealand?

Though we're probably not a good example on correct pronunciation.

* Orenge Wizord goes beck to hees fush in chups.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1749 on: February 20, 2015, 05:16:32 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 20, 2015, 05:14:20 pm
Quote from: Arx on February 20, 2015, 06:39:07 am
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 16, 2015, 10:22:37 pm
the "o" in the word "women" makes the "i" sound,
...do people where you live unironically pronounce it 'wimmen'?
New Zealand?

Though we're probably not a good example on correct pronunciation.

* Orenge Wizord goes beck to hees fush in chups.

Darn right.  Its called 'Free-Dum Fr-Eyes', you silly islander.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1750 on: February 20, 2015, 05:19:10 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1751 on: February 20, 2015, 05:40:31 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 20, 2015, 05:19:10 pm
Hahahahahaha

Looking at that chart I think I'd like to move to Namibia or Vanuatu
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1752 on: February 20, 2015, 05:42:40 pm »
Don't tell the Islander, but his country has top marks . . . and so did Canada.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1753 on: February 20, 2015, 06:00:02 pm »
I got in an argument with a bunch of koreans once about how to pronounce "women".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1754 on: February 20, 2015, 06:12:45 pm »
I pronounce it "wim-en" but then again I say weird things like "ya'll" and "listen here ya sumbitch"
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