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[Evanissimo]

I'm going to have to say this one floored me:
"Extinction for Everyone"
A legendary blue peafowl leather-bound book....
Basically its a 132 page guide by this dwarven necromancer.
The weird thing is that it's not a weird manifesto or whatnot. Its just about "the secrets of life and death" Which I assume is meaning its a guide to necromancy.
Also, "The writing is fairly cheerful and it has a touch of humor"

Share your funny books you have encountered, in legends mode, or in fortress or adventure mode!

[WaffleEggnog]

Another one of these?

I think I once had "The wizards guide to attaquery" once :p

[Scootagoose]

Water Buffalo Hoof: Natural or Supernatural? was a legendary cow leather bound book. Water Buffalo Hoof: Natural or Supernatural?, authored by Usmik Taxwet. It concerns the water-buffalo hoof bound book A Humble Offering to Bereavement. The writing occasionally changes topic abruptly and it descends into rants in some places.

[Lovechild]

A necromancer wrote a book about his wife, and called it "The Human: My Only Mistake"

[Kamamura]

By far the most funny was 16 pages long book called "Nasty storage" - a story about how the author, some necromancer, was putting another of his books called "Tower when it counts" into a bookshelf. The writing, allegedly, was completely serious.

[MrWillsauce]

Dying: My Only Mistake, by a necromancer

A "deity" (gila monster demon) wrote the following:

The Keep: It Knows

My Friend Hell

My Friend Lies

[Pokon]

I'm going to have to say this one floored me:
"Extinction for Everyone"
A legendary blue peafowl leather-bound book....
Basically its a 132 page guide by this dwarven necromancer.
The weird thing is that it's not a weird manifesto or whatnot. Its just about "the secrets of life and death" Which I assume is meaning its a guide to necromancy.
Also, "The writing is fairly cheerful and it has a touch of humor"

Share your funny books you have encountered, in legends mode, or in fortress or adventure mode!

I now totaly want to do a fort in which dwarves take this "A modest proposal" esqu book at face value, and create the biggest baby-killing magmaing fort built on a foundation of lies ever.