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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


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Author Topic: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?  (Read 70154 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #435 on: January 30, 2013, 09:40:17 pm »

>Give the order to destroy all the Phalli across Space-Time.
>Assist.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #436 on: January 30, 2013, 09:43:26 pm »

THIS IS SO FAR IN TGE FUTURE I JUST ASSUME THAT SAXTON HALE DIED OF OLD AGE AND REANIMATED AS A WEREWOLF ZOMBIE VAMPIRE HUSK ADAMANTINE CLAD DUAL BANHAMMER WIELDING SUPERSAXTON HALE. AN ARMY OF THEM. BESIDES, THESE ARE TGE BADASS VAMPIRES FROM 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, NOT BLOODSUCKING HIPPIES.

CONVERT THE POPULACE INTO UNSTOPPABLE SOXTON HALE UNDWAD ABOMINATIONS, ETC.
LEAD SAID ARMY TO EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE IN TGE GALAXY.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #437 on: January 30, 2013, 09:47:40 pm »

THIS IS SO FAR IN TGE FUTURE I JUST ASSUME THAT SAXTON HALE DIED OF OLD AGE AND REANIMATED AS A WEREWOLF ZOMBIE VAMPIRE HUSK ADAMANTINE CLAD DUAL BANHAMMER WIELDING SUPERSAXTON HALE. AN ARMY OF THEM. BESIDES, THESE ARE TGE BADASS VAMPIRES FROM 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, NOT BLOODSUCKING HIPPIES.

CONVERT THE POPULACE INTO UNSTOPPABLE SAXTON HALE UNDWAD ABOMINATIONS, ETC.
LEAD SAID ARMY TO EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE IN TGE GALAXY.


After my first action is completed, attack Xantalos's army.
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #438 on: January 30, 2013, 09:50:15 pm »

There can't be more the one saxton hale! That diminishes his impressiveness due to Conservation of ninjitsu. Since he can't possibly be less cool, and there being more of him would make him less cool, There's only the one. Besides, nothing can kill him, and he never get's sick. How would old age kill him?
 
Oh, and also this. We are a highlander RTD, and therefore,
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You guys keep trying to get a advantage on everyone else. Xantalos dear, you'd be as powerful as you are right now if you asked to be a five-yr old girl.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #439 on: January 30, 2013, 09:54:04 pm »

There can't be more the one saxton hale! That diminishes his impressiveness due to Conservation of ninjitsu. Since he can't possibly be less cool, and there being more of him would make him less cool, There's only the one. Besides, nothing can kill him, and he never get's sick. How would old age kill him?
 
Oh, and also this. We are a highlander RTD, and therefore,
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You guys keep trying to get a advantage on everyone else. Xantalos dear, you'd be as powerful as you are right now if you asked to be a five-yr old girl.
I know; it's just customization. Besides, the other guys are named Soxton Hale.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #440 on: January 30, 2013, 10:01:27 pm »

Also please note, if you are going up against a NPC empire, you gotta keep at it. Ain't gonna let you steam roll over it so easily.
 
If I didn't impose any limits, you'd all be able to do anything all the time, and the game would get boring. You can roll five, but you ain't a god. Well, not against PCs and named NPCs.
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Xantalos

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« Reply #441 on: January 30, 2013, 10:03:53 pm »

Also please note, if you are going up against a NPC empire, you gotta keep at it. Ain't gonna let you steam roll over it so easily.
 
If I didn't impose any limits, you'd all be able to do anything all the time, and the game would get boring. You can roll five, but you ain't a god. Well, not against PCs and named NPCs.
I intend to keep at this for some time.
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That seems obvious.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #443 on: January 30, 2013, 10:10:41 pm »

>Give the order to destroy all the Phalli across Space-Time.
>Assist.
BITCH PLEASE, YOU MUST HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE, ASSUME THE POSITION, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!

Lead a strike force into Zan's base compesed of the biggest dicks of all time. Mission is to halt the invasion and to fornicate w/ Zan's significant other(s) and sister(s).
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MY NAME IS TOO LOBG SO I COMPENSATED BY MAKING IT LONGER
« Reply #444 on: January 30, 2013, 10:11:16 pm »

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Exit server. Go find one where they actually follow the rules.
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Exit server. Go find one where they actually follow the rules.
Highlander mode. If you don't like it, too bad.
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Exit server. Go find one where they actually follow the rules.
Highlander mode. If you don't like it, too bad.
Was I made aware of being in Highlander mode when I started? Since I didn't find this out until partway through the game, no. That by itself seems like it should be a rules violation even if it isn't.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #448 on: January 31, 2013, 01:27:48 am »

THIS IS SO FAR IN TGE FUTURE I JUST ASSUME THAT SAXTON HALE DIED OF OLD AGE AND REANIMATED AS A WEREWOLF ZOMBIE VAMPIRE HUSK ADAMANTINE CLAD DUAL BANHAMMER WIELDING SUPERSAXTON HALE. AN ARMY OF THEM. BESIDES, THESE ARE TGE BADASS VAMPIRES FROM 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, NOT BLOODSUCKING HIPPIES.

CONVERT THE POPULACE INTO UNSTOPPABLE SOXTON HALE UNDWAD ABOMINATIONS, ETC.
LEAD SAID ARMY TO EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE IN TGE GALAXY.

I WARNED YOU!
FINISH HIM!
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Xantalos

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« Reply #449 on: January 31, 2013, 01:29:07 am »

THIS IS SO FAR IN TGE FUTURE I JUST ASSUME THAT SAXTON HALE DIED OF OLD AGE AND REANIMATED AS A WEREWOLF ZOMBIE VAMPIRE HUSK ADAMANTINE CLAD DUAL BANHAMMER WIELDING SUPERSAXTON HALE. AN ARMY OF THEM. BESIDES, THESE ARE TGE BADASS VAMPIRES FROM 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, NOT BLOODSUCKING HIPPIES.

CONVERT THE POPULACE INTO UNSTOPPABLE SOXTON HALE UNDWAD ABOMINATIONS, ETC.
LEAD SAID ARMY TO EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE IN TGE GALAXY.

I WARNED YOU!
FINISH HIM!
No you didn't!
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