Ooookaayyy... I had no idea the door was locked. For some reason I assumed it was carelessly left half open.
Anyway. We need to cooperate with humans. Don't do anything stupid, like breaking something (or someone). I'm rather fine with peeking around and tasting cof... One minute... DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S GOBLIN DRUGS!
Modern Goblins are quite glad caffiene is too long of a word for a name. The chemical is a narcotic to Goblins, and it's use is pandemic. It's developed a subculture not unlike the weed culture of the early 2000's in human history, only instead of calming a goblin down it accelerates them until they have a heart attack or stroke. Coca-cola offers their condolences to the goblin people, and would like to state that in the interest of free cultural exchange they will be setting up vending machines in goblin neighborhood near you.
I swear, this GM is a sly one.
DAMMIT.
But people still want to drink some, for IC reasons (you know, there's no reason for you to drink it, at least no more reason than to not drink it. I guess the point is moot.
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Intrigued, you dab a finger in the the brown liquid coming from the container and taste it. It tastes quite sweet and good, actually, and feels odd on your tongue. Encouraged by the taste (most sweet things aren't poison, yeah?) you take a quick sip.
Reflex has you swallow before the fizz really hits you, but when it does you cough up some of the stuff. Damn, Arkun, didn't Ulla always tell you to look at your water before it's drunk? The fizzy drink sits in your stomach oddly, bubbling slightly. The sensation is not... unpleasant.
Other than that, you feel no immediate reaction. Time will tell if there are more effects.