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Author Topic: You are a sentient cereal box  (Read 10127 times)

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2012, 11:05:03 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on November 11, 2012, 10:36:33 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 10:32:47 pm
Grow wings!
Because wings are awesome.
Yes!  Use cornflakes for feathers if necessary!

Your blocky body would make a piss-poor excuse of a bird.
Plus you think you're too heavy for that anyways.

What kind of bearing? If you mean the exact angle of where you are facing, you don't know. You just only have a vague idea where the south is.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2012, 11:05:37 pm »
Head west.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2012, 11:07:29 pm »
Use cardboard to make muscles and large wings. There are birds bigger than cereal boxes.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2012, 11:22:45 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 11:07:29 pm
Use cardboard to make muscles and large wings. There are birds bigger than cereal boxes.
But blockier?  That's the thing.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2012, 11:40:14 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on November 11, 2012, 11:22:45 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 11:07:29 pm
Use cardboard to make muscles and large wings. There are birds bigger than cereal boxes.
But blockier?  That's the thing.
Use the parts of the cardboard that are MAKING is blocky.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2012, 11:53:00 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 11:40:14 pm
Quote from: Thecard on November 11, 2012, 11:22:45 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 11:07:29 pm
Use cardboard to make muscles and large wings. There are birds bigger than cereal boxes.
But blockier?  That's the thing.
Use the parts of the cardboard that are MAKING is blocky.
Yes!  Let us become the corn-flake drake!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2012, 12:01:20 am »
Use psychic powers to make all alarm clocks go off inside the house. Lose limbs, and wait anxiously to accomplish our TRUE goal in life: Getting eaten.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2012, 12:22:32 am »
Quote from: borno on November 12, 2012, 12:01:20 am
Use psychic powers to make all alarm clocks go off inside the house. Lose limbs, and wait anxiously to accomplish our TRUE goal in life: Getting eaten.

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2012, 12:35:34 am »
Quote from: Objective on November 12, 2012, 12:22:32 am
Quote from: borno on November 12, 2012, 12:01:20 am
Use psychic powers to make all alarm clocks go off inside the house. Lose limbs, and wait anxiously to accomplish our TRUE goal in life: Getting eaten.


I...
Fuck yes.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2012, 03:05:02 am »
Become extra gluteny.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2012, 03:10:10 am »
Da fu...
I support the thing with the wings and all that.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2012, 12:27:59 am »
You attempt to grow wings. You try flapping the cardboard wings. They don't work.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2012, 07:27:50 am »
Make our cardboard into more muscles and larger, thinner wings!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2012, 08:51:12 am »
Watch out for the guys from the SCP Foundation.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2012, 05:29:03 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 13, 2012, 07:27:50 am
Make our cardboard into more muscles and larger, thinner wings!
If we can grow wings, surely we can become aerodynamic!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
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