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Total Members Voted: 10

[Cassandra]

I could change it to a head hit if it really bothers you. I was just hoping that, despite the bad luck, your death would at least be amusing, and 'dorfy'.

But do remember. This is the same world where a Fluffy Wrambler cut off a Bronze Colossus' head.

[Caellath]

Well, it is DF. I'm expecting Thanen to die in a ridiculous way soon. It won't be nice, but it'll be dorfy.

[Cassandra]

Well, it is DF. I'm expecting Thanen to die in a ridiculous way soon. It won't be nice, but it'll be dorfy.

Everyone will eventually die in this RTD.

Except maybe Kivish.

[Thecard]

Uhh.. can I submit another character?  And if so, do I put 'im here?

[Cassandra]

Of course you can, Hecar!

[Thecard]

Cool!  Alright, I gotta put my creativity into this one:

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Name: Urist
Race: Dwarf.  Still.
Profession: Soldier

Skill Level:
4/20 Swordsdwarf
2/20 Shieldsdwarf
1/20 Dodger

Stats:
STR:3
STA:2
AGI:3
INT:5
CRE:0
CHA:0

Background:
Urist was born into a typical Dwarf family.  When he was a baby, they all died brutally at an outpost on the edge of civilization, in the middle of a haunted glacier for some reason.  Probably a tax write-off.  Urist survived by being smart, and by being underground.  Unfortunately, he didn't meet another dwarf until well past maturity, when a small group of migrants got lost and ended up at his glacier.  He decided to go with them, and learned enough Dwarvish to communicate, but not enough to form complex sentences.
He doesn't see anything wrong with the location or local fauna of this fort.  Reminds him of home, actually.  Just a bit warmer.

Items:
Short Sword.  You can decide what kind it is, but it would be nice if it was a decent material. Like, I dunno, adamantium?

This one okay too?  Thought I'd go for something a bit different.  And more interesting.

[Cassandra]

[20] You're bringing a Steel Sword. Nice.

Also, approved.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That round doesn't even make any bloody sense. At best that leg could have bruised my intestines or something, but not fucking decapitate my lower body. It feels like i did potato and summoned Cthulu along the way. It just doesn't work that way.

You know, i still cannot comprehend how on earth you could do that. EVEN in my wildest imaginations(Let me tell that they are very strange) i cannot imagine a god damn ELVEN LEG, decapitating my lower body.

Neither can i, especially as lower bodies don't have heads.

[Thecard]

That round doesn't even make any bloody sense. At best that leg could have bruised my intestines or something, but not fucking decapitate my lower body. It feels like i did potato and summoned Cthulu along the way. It just doesn't work that way.

You know, i still cannot comprehend how on earth you could do that. EVEN in my wildest imaginations(Let me tell that they are very strange) i cannot imagine a god damn ELVEN LEG, decapitating my lower body.

Neither can i, especially as lower bodies don't have heads.

Good lord, you're right!

[Cassandra]

Indeed. The term is 'Bisection'

[mesor]

I can't imagine a half starved Yak managing to fracture ribs after I hit it with an Axe, stuff happens, at least you out lasted me but so far my death is by far the most impressive .
Going 1 man army on a giant scorpion.

[Thecard]

I can't imagine a half starved Yak managing to fracture ribs after I hit it with an Axe, stuff happens, at least you out lasted me but so far my death is by far the most impressive .
Going 1 man army on a giant scorpion.

Yaks, man.  They are the real danger.  They kicked your ass, leaving you vulnerable to a scorpion, and one-shotted me.  And they attacked the wagon! That totally wasn't me!  They can fly now too!

[mesor]

Hah yea so far the yaks are more dangerous then the giant scorpion.

[Thecard]

Hah yea so far the yaks are more dangerous then the giant scorpion.

And the thrall thingy.

They are, however, excellent throwing weapons.

[Cassandra]

To be honest, when I rolled a [1] for events, I thought about making the titan a Yak.