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[highmax28]

I strongly suggest not releasing hell, since that would lower the FPS a lot.

Plus, it's what Sprin WANTS. And I'm pretty sure bridges aren't safe from the clown's destroy everything clause. Plus magma, fire, gaseous, and probably even dust clowns mean nastiness for us

[Sprin]

I agree with releasing hell. Just let me know when your doing it so I can run away giggling like a school girl prepare for the demon releasing festivle and promote your amazing decision making!

[Gwolfski]

dorf me as mechanic pls

PS when is next turn?

PPS can somebody summarise the history of the fort (or i'll do it)

PPPS i cant summarise

[Sprin]

Yes heres the history of our fort. . .

Spontainious combustion!

[highmax28]

Yes heres the history of our fort. . .

Spontainious combustion!

Just know that the brief history is:

Necrothreat: lost toady one, chaos turned into the biggest cluster-fuck of madness involving the death of many forumites. The major survivors were Apiks' wife (the leader figure), Sprin (who caused the game to end, SOMEHOW...), myself (the "guardian"), Talveno (the madman genius), and NAV (the boozmaster). We lost because someone launched a head and it landed on a platform no one can reach.

Necrothreat II: to put it lightly, we got kicked off in the second year with a monster known as the haxxor threadromancer that ended up causing a series of deaths and reanimation of many. Enter Dw4rfY1 and his battle against Armok and madness, myself against Ur, the high lord threadromancer in the first fort as i made my way trying to end the madness, and Apiks starts to take the role of being the eldest being, and whenever he dies, his memories are passed to his next of kin, making sure there always is an Apiks the Father. This one ended with Sprin opening up HFS trying to ressureect Jenny, his nurse.

Necrothreat III: having turned to a new plane of existence where toady one is still alive, Apiks and Sprin both try their best to change the timeline for the better and for worse (respectively). Sprin remembers everything and so does Apiks, but sprin's main goal now is to end all Necrothreats to end the madness, whereas Apiks is trying to change it so they survive

[TD1]

Also, Highmax is a swordsforumite with the odd mystical power.

Oh, and reindeer farms.

[highmax28]

Also, Highmax is a swordsforumite with the odd mystical power.

Oh, and reindeer farms.

says the slave of Armok who has his own power

[Gwolfski]

thanks.

what about the turn?

[Emma]

2nd of Slate

Lord Lemonpie seems to have become strangely attached to her spear. She's lugging it around calling it her "little Idithikil Nomistomus".

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I do not know how her husband feels about this.

4th of Slate

I should probably deal with that ghost hanging around.

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In completely unrelated news, Jenny and apiks are going out.

17th of Slate

We have a possessed dwarf, Captain Kaladin Anrizolokum.

19th of Slate

Captain Kaladin Anrizolokum has begun work.

23rd of Slate

The artifact was completed today. It was... Kind of disappointing.

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5th of Felsite

Who left a Magma Crab in the magma forges?

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6th of Felsite

It is done. I've done it. The fortress is safe.

7th of Felsite

I... I had a dream last night. I... I was told that to open the tunnel and let the horrors out would destroy us. Everything was prepped, everything was ready and I was going to send a single miner down to open it and sacrifice himself, but, the dream stopped me. I went to apiks and told him of my dream and he told me to listen to it. So I'm not going to release the horrors at least... Not yet.

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23rd of Felsite

I really should deal with that ghost.

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1st of Hematite

I woke up today to the smells and sounds of Summer. The birds tweeting, the flowers smelling and the stench of rotting bodies that refuse to die.

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2nd of Malachite

I finally dealt with the ghosts. Yep, ghosts, plural. There were apparently two ghosts hanging around, but I dealt with them. In other news, the undead are still hanging around and their numbers have grown, there are now about 90 just hanging around.

3rd of Malachite

Everybody has a bed now. Even the babies.

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4th of Malachite

A titan has come. If we are lucky him and the zombies will wipe each other out.

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8th of Malachite

My prayers were answered. Sort of... The titan and zombies did indeed fight but... Well, let's just say I'm not going to go picking a fight with the zombies anytime soon.

2nd of Galena

I see Polar Bear.

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Not much has actually happened in the way of news. The zombies are still there and so we can't go outside so instead I've been organising the place, adding a few stockpiles and building doors. Lots of doors.

6th of Galena

We've run out of booze.


Okay, I'm going to try and finish my turn today so I'm just going to update this post as things come along.

[apiks]

You kill us, Sprin, I steal your woman.

[highmax28]

Oh god... Sprin has an even more reason to slay us all now

[Emma]

So yeah, I decided to not release the clowns and destroy everyone. I did, however, decide to leave the tunnel intact and unblocked just in case we need it.

[highmax28]

So yeah, I decided to not release the clowns and destroy everyone. I did, however, decide to leave the tunnel intact and unblocked just in case we need it.

I say flood it with magma. The less things we leave lying around, the less chance Sprin has to kill us all.

I'd rather not see goblin Claus come because the Easter bunny summoned him

[Sprin]

In completely unrelated news, Jenny and apiks are going out.

Whens my turn again *twitchy smilly face*

[highmax28]

Since Mastahcheese has gone AWOL, I'm pretty sure turn after...

Guys, it's the doomsday clock all over again...