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Author Topic: You are a Vigilante bum, working in a call centre who dresses up as a ninja.....  (Read 2253 times)

Slayerhero90

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2012, 12:46:33 pm »

Start sweating in fear.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2012, 12:52:13 pm »

Meet man outside building.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2012, 01:02:06 pm »

Don ninja costume, jump out of the window, land in an epic pose, head bowed, one palm perfectly centered ahead of you, head ribbon streaming. You know the pose I'm talking about.

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2012, 01:02:31 pm »

Don ninja costume, jump out of the window, land in an epic pose, head bowed, one palm perfectly centered ahead of you, head ribbon streaming. You know the pose I'm talking about.
THIS SO MUCH THIS.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2012, 01:22:37 pm »

Don ninja costume, jump out of the window, land in an epic pose, head bowed, one palm perfectly centered ahead of you, head ribbon streaming. You know the pose I'm talking about.
THIS SO MUCH THIS.
THIS SO MUCH THIS.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2012, 02:34:18 pm »

Don ninja costume, jump out of the window, land in an epic pose, head bowed, one palm perfectly centered ahead of you, head ribbon streaming. You know the pose I'm talking about.

You don't fully understand how you did this without breaking any bones, but after doing this, much to the amazement of everyone, you just casually brush off the dust off your costume and look for the man. you see up at the window you just smashed your boss, he looks like he's either shouting at you or congratulating you. It's probably the former, but it's nice to think that he's congratulating your achievements for once...

You continue to look for the man until someone calls out your name and hands you a document with "TOP SECRETE" on it. - Inside you find piece of paper with all the information of a criminal, whose name is "Dimitri Ivanovich". - The man nods at you, hands you a card saying "Once you've done what is neccessary, call this number."
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♫♪ Hitler has only got one ball ♪♫
♫♪ Göring has two but very small, ♪♫
♫♪ Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, ♪♫
♫♪ But poor Goebbels has no balls at all. ♪♫

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2012, 02:35:25 pm »

Memorize the number then eat the card. It's a cool spy thing to do.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2012, 02:38:01 pm »

Memorize the number then eat the card. It's a cool spy thing to do.

You eat the card, much to the disgust of the man, who, in response begins to back away slowly, emitting the words: "O-K... I guess I'll let you do what you want."

The Card is rather inflexible and does not make a very nice snack.
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♫♪ Hitler has only got one ball ♪♫
♫♪ Göring has two but very small, ♪♫
♫♪ Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, ♪♫
♫♪ But poor Goebbels has no balls at all. ♪♫

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2012, 02:39:58 pm »

Run up the side of the building, return to our workplace.

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2012, 02:46:38 pm »

Realize we probably can't do that, fall on our ass, then act like we totally meant to do that.
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Dariush

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2012, 02:50:03 pm »

Then try again.

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2012, 02:58:30 pm »

Read file about who Dimitri Ivanovich is.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2012, 03:02:19 pm »

Then try again.
And suceed! Then, thank boss for his congratulation. Kick him through wall off building if he gets upset.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2012, 06:29:21 pm »

You're an ordinary person, so your attempts to walk up a 90 degree angle fail miserably.. twice. - Afterwards, you decide that reading the piece of paper is the best idea.
You skim through the details and highlight the important parts:

NAME: Dimitri Ivanovich
ALIASES: 'D', Dimitri, "Matthew Johnson"
ORIGIN: UNKNOWN
KNOWN ACCOMPLICES: Matthieu Lemaire, John Smith, 'G' , 'Z' , 'A'
CRIMES: Head of underground crime syndicate "Alphabet" - specialising in trafficking, large heists and hitmen.
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Payout: $20,000 - Payout for Detainment (ALIVE): $200,000.
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♫♪ Hitler has only got one ball ♪♫
♫♪ Göring has two but very small, ♪♫
♫♪ Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, ♪♫
♫♪ But poor Goebbels has no balls at all. ♪♫

misko27

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2012, 06:34:02 pm »

Yeah! Dimitri! Thank you for using this spelling.

Go upstairs, kicking boss out building if applicable, And google his aliases, accomplices, and Gang name till something comes up.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2012, 06:47:24 pm by misko27 »
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