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[MrCelt]

Yay! Literal suggestion games! - This can go anywhere, very hectic, very chaotic, and very fun.

Let's get down to the basics, shall we? What's your name, what's your background and what's your country of residence?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Apesh Napathali
Computer Salesman
India

[jaass]

Switch out computer salesman with Explosives expert.

[Yoink]

No. International IT helpdesk worker for some big western company.
Or a telemarketer

[TopHat]

I'll go with telemarketer.

[Dariush]

Rickshaw driver. Because why the hell not.

[miauw62]

NINJAH!
(Not really ordinary tough D:)

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Bum.

[Fireiy]

Lawyer.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Lawyer bum.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Vigilante bum, who works in a call centre by day, and dresses up as a ninja to fight crime with explosives by night, he often winds up in court, but his extensive law skills have kept him away from the jaws of prison.

[Dariush]

And who works as a rickshaw driver on weekends to make ends meet.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Vigilante bum, who works in a call centre by day, and dresses up as a ninja to fight crime with explosives by night, he often winds up in court, but his extensive law skills have kept him away from the jaws of prison.

He also holds a part-time job as a computer salesman. And a rickshaw driver.

[Slayerhero90]

I think his name should be Artyom. He should be a Russian-Indian.

[MrCelt]

Vigilante bum, who works in a call centre by day, and dresses up as a ninja to fight crime with explosives by night, he often winds up in court, but his extensive law skills have kept him away from the jaws of prison.

He also holds a part-time job as a computer salesman. And a rickshaw driver.

((I knew I shouldn't have left this overnight... sigh ...))

It's another day for you, sitting in the call centre, annoyed at the people who can't understand that "turn it off and on again" doesn't actually mean "Don't turn it off and on again, you know better than me." - You have this particularly annoying client who continues to bother you with his printer issues that aren't even related to the call centre's product. - as you ponder upon what you're going to do tonight with your ninja costume and how the hell you've been budgeting your time so well over the past few years as to keep all these jobs going, and how with so many jobs you still fail to even have a home, you get a call from a client, and answer with the same regurgitated answer, however, this call was slightly different than the others;

"Hello, Artyom Napathali speaking, how can I help?" - A long pause, and then an answer, from a gruff voice "Meet me outside of the building, Now. I have a Job for you" - the line goes dead afterwards.

WHAT DO?