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Author Topic: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)  (Read 11413 times)

Dirg

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2012, 06:22:58 pm »
USE SMUGGLED BANANAS TO START WAR ON RUBBER DUCKIES!
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Mr.Zero

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2012, 06:23:12 pm »
OH god, it's the Rubber ducky of death!

Obviously i must pick it up and die on the spot. ((God dammit, with every new trap you post, the first thing i can think off is ..... Ram it up my ass.))
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misko27

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2012, 06:28:00 pm »
Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 06:23:12 pm
OH god, it's the Rubber ducky of death!

Obviously i must pick it up and die on the spot. ((God dammit, with every new trap you post, the first thing i can think off is ..... Ram it up my ass.))
...
What do you think the implications of that are?

Mine is to eat it.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2012, 06:48:53 pm »
Step on a duck, causing it to violently squeak, damaging my eardrums permanently.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2012, 07:40:21 pm »
eat one
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2012, 08:38:05 pm »
Hypnotize the ducks to kill me.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2012, 09:01:06 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 05:58:27 pm
Brutally pummel everyone who currently does something silly.

Aaaaaaayyyy wealthy ladies! *Mitt Romney style*
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2012, 09:44:37 pm »
Quote from: Corai on October 30, 2012, 09:01:06 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 05:58:27 pm
Brutally pummel everyone who currently does something silly.

Aaaaaaayyyy wealthy ladies! *Mitt Romney style*
I've got large amounts
In Swiss bank accounts
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2012, 10:54:26 pm »
>Hide under Ducks. Hope someone steps on me.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #54 on: October 31, 2012, 12:16:58 pm »
The ducks eat me.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #55 on: October 31, 2012, 12:21:09 pm »
Try to eat an entire duck and choke on it
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2012, 05:29:10 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 05:55:27 pm
Eat Duck.
Also smack GWG with noodle.
[1] You swallow the poor duck whole.
[4] You whack GWG across the face, but he dodges, so you only scrape him.

Quote from: tomio175 on October 30, 2012, 05:56:57 pm
Use spiky noodles to tie a very tight noose aroundcmy wrist, assuring necrosis of my left hand. (wait I fap with that).  Tie it around my right hands middle finger.
[NYET] No noodles found.

Quote from: tomio175 on October 30, 2012, 06:00:55 pm
Start doing a silly act with two rubber duckies that try to fit in my mouth.
[1] You flawlessly stick them in your mouth. Bravo!

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 06:05:30 pm
Hit everyone with a rubber duckie!
[3] You're a terrible thrower right now. You punch yourself for it.

Quote from: Fireiy on October 30, 2012, 06:08:20 pm
Run around
[6] You trip on a duck and break your jaw.

Quote from: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 06:22:58 pm
USE SMUGGLED BANANAS TO START WAR ON RUBBER DUCKIES!
[8] You engage the ducks it open combat. None of them return your spit. Your hand just falls off like that.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 06:23:12 pm
Obviously i must pick it up and die on the spot. ((God dammit, with every new trap you post, the first thing i can think off is ..... Ram it up my ass.))
[2] You pick it up and ram it up your ass. Ow.

Quote from: choobakka on October 30, 2012, 06:48:53 pm
Step on a duck, causing it to violently squeak, damaging my eardrums permanently.
[1] You step on a duck and it meows. Wat.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 30, 2012, 08:38:05 pm
Hypnotize the ducks to kill me.
[6] The ducks bite out a tooth. Good enough.

Quote from: Corai on October 30, 2012, 09:01:06 pm
Aaaaaaayyyy wealthy ladies! *Mitt Romney style*
[2] You perform a wierd dance and achieve nothing. Clapclapclap.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:54:26 pm
>Hide under Ducks. Hope someone steps on me.
[1] You befriend the ducks.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on October 31, 2012, 12:16:58 pm
The ducks eat me.
[2] You eat the ducks. Stop that. Spit it out.

Quote from: miauw62 on October 31, 2012, 12:21:09 pm
Try to eat an entire duck and choke on it
[5] You choke on the duck and then swallow it. Too many of you have ducks in your stomachs.

Next trap: Dwarves with picks!
"Rash numol libash thol!"
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misko27

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #57 on: October 31, 2012, 05:31:56 pm »
Utilize noodle to look like noble. Yell at dwarves about slade beds.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 05:46:12 pm by misko27 »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2012, 05:36:07 pm »
You forgot my attempt to punish those who does silly things!

Beat up everyone who currently does silly things.
Then breat up OP for forgetting my previous action.
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Dirg

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2012, 05:36:26 pm »
OH GOD MY HANDS! RUN AROUND AND SCREAM WHILE WAVING STUMPS AROUND.
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