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Author Topic: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)  (Read 11420 times)

Fireiy

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2012, 07:46:00 am »
Trip into pit
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choobakka

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2012, 07:47:28 am »
Place pool noodles into left eye socket. All of them.
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misko27

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2012, 10:21:23 am »
Sexy Pool Noodle dance.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2012, 10:27:27 am »
Faint
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2012, 10:55:06 am »
jump over.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2012, 01:09:32 pm »
LOOK FOR SECRET PATH AROUND OBSTACLE.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2012, 03:41:15 pm »
Hit "zombie killer" (the user) with a pool noodle! Grip by a non-spikey part!
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Slayerhero90

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2012, 05:51:29 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 07:10:47 am
Take a leap of faith from a clifftop!
[4] You would almost avoid the pile of noodles on the floor had a panel not risen in front of you. You jump off and hurt yourself on the floor.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 30, 2012, 07:39:43 am
Insert spiky pool noodle into rectum.
[2] The spikey noodle slips right through and cuts nothing. But please stop masturbating.

Quote from: Fireiy on October 30, 2012, 07:46:00 am
Trip into pit
[5] A pit appears in front of you and you jump into the land of crotch kicks. I feel sorry for you.

Quote from: choobakka on October 30, 2012, 07:47:28 am
Place pool noodles into left eye socket. All of them.
[3] Failing to poke your eye out, you stick it up your nose. Strangely no brain damage.

Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 10:21:23 am
Sexy Pool Noodle dance.
[6] You cut off a finger, but now the pool noodle wants to marry you. I don't entirely know why... or how...

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:27:27 am
Faint
[5] You faint and fall on a pile of pool noodles, which wakes you up and give you back-cuts.

Quote from: Aseaheru on October 30, 2012, 10:55:06 am
jump over.
[2] You harmlessly trip over each and every noodle.

Quote from: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 01:09:32 pm
LOOK FOR SECRET PATH AROUND OBSTACLE.
[2] You look for a secret path but find none. You also walked right past the noodles.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 03:41:15 pm
Hit "zombie killer" (the user) with a pool noodle! Grip by a non-spikey part!
[1] You gracefully slice into zk, cutting up a patch of skin. You're helping him win...
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misko27

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2012, 05:55:27 pm »
Eat Duck.
Also smack GWG with noodle.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 12:17:26 pm by misko27 »
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tomio175

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2012, 05:56:57 pm »
Use spiky noodles to tie a very tight noose aroundcmy wrist, assuring necrosis of my left hand. (wait I fap with that).  Tie it around my right hands middle finger.
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Slayerhero90

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2012, 05:57:53 pm »
The pool noodles disappear and become rubber ducks. Except for misko's new girlfriend.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 06:02:22 pm by Slayerhero90 »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2012, 05:58:27 pm »
Brutally pummel everyone who currently does something silly.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 06:28:26 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2012, 06:00:55 pm »
Start doing a silly act with two rubber duckies that try to fit in my mouth.

(Dislocated jaw, c'mon...)
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2012, 06:05:30 pm »
zombie killer's not even playing.

Hit everyone with a rubber duckie!
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Fireiy

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2012, 06:08:20 pm »
Run around
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