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[Jellycat12]

Nayaru looks over her shoes, then shrugs and tosses them at the road. They land perfectly neatly.

[Slayerhero90]

"I'm still in the hive! Alcron's still sleeping."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Let's get going then! Assuming we don't run into a tin man, scarecrow and anthropomorphic lion."

[Jellycat12]

Nayaru uncaptchatalouges a small plush dog and carries it as she merrily skips and prances along the road. She passes a sign that says 'Welcome to Mordor'.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"....I swear, this world knows TvTropes."

Richard sighs and looks around for Shadows.

Then for any emaciated, pale former hobbits muttering about rings, or normal hobbits wandering around, looking for an entry into Mordor.

[Slayerhero90]

Allie groans at the idea of leaving. ((Also what are servitors? If they're robots, I don't think Angerus would be able to find them in a modern Home Depot-ish building.))
"Fine..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Servitors are essentially mindless cyborgs, programmed to do one task and one task only. Sometimes former criminals, other times vat-grown clones.

Presumably the Adeptus Mechanicus put the Servitors in the depot? ))

[Jellycat12]

The group passes shelves with plushies of the characters from the wizard of oz.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Please don't tell me Gollum's around."

[Slayerhero90]

((Then there were zero servitors. Muh depot. And the place had only suddenly appeared, so no-one could have installed them.))
Allie sprints outside to catch up with them.
"All this gold hurts my eyes..."

[Jellycat12]

An image of Gollum is burned onto the road.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"And apparently we're walking into Mordor.

Heh. I thought nobody could just 'walk' into Mordor.

...next thing you know a shadow version of myself will appear, seeing as the world is literally making stuff up as it goes along."

[Jellycat12]

"I'm not wAlkIng"

Nayaru twirls.

"I'm merrIly skIppIng And prAncIng"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Still-shit.

I think I see a bunch of orcs...dressed in girly dress?"

[Spinal_Taper]

Tyrion looks up from his task of prodding a little more life into the fire to look at Alith.
"Damn it."