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[Jellycat12]

"Still-shit.

I think I see a bunch of orcs...dressed in girly dress?"

Yes. And they're singing a japanese song.

[Slayerhero90]

And then the nuke that kills everything except for the protagonists across all infinity goes off.

"This is too silly. I want nuclear winter."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Don't suppose they could help us?"

The moment the orcs notice us, they run at us, screeching in Orcish, taking out decidedly non-girlish weaponry, menacing with spikes.

[Jellycat12]

"rIght"

Nayaru takes out her battleaxe and prepares to attack.

[Twi]

"What is it, Sir Tyrion?"

[Slayerhero90]

Allie readies her axes.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Richard fired his Evoker and summoned Yomotsu-Shikome.

"Already?"

The first one smacks into Nayaru's axe and dies instantly from a battleaxe being embedded in his head.

[Spinal_Taper]

"More people. This place is getting more crowded every second."

[Slayerhero90]

Allie throws the hatchet at one of them.

[Jellycat12]

Nayaru swipes in an attempt to hit one of the legs.

"durrrrr these Are stupId"

[Twi]

^{"If you're so concerned, then find them somewhere else to go."}


Maria shrugs.

"The watchmaker has a point. It's not like most of us would last out in the wilderness. I believe you told me that yourself."

[Spinal_Taper]

^{"If you're so concerned, then find them somewhere else to go."}


Maria shrugs.

"The watchmaker has a point. It's not like most of us would last out in the wilderness. I believe you told me that yourself."

"It's that we'll have no chance of being stealthy with all these people. Whatever's down there will see us coming."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yomotsu-Shikome blasts one with ice, sending it flying into another pair of orcs.

One orc falls over in pain, a hatchet in it's groin.

Another orc falls over, trying to swipe at Nayaru at the same time as cltuching it's leg.

[Jellycat12]

Nayaru ignores it and lunges at another.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Not our fault that your group happen to be the weirdness magnets."