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[SomeStupidGuy]

James glances at Alith.
"You'll be fine. They're just cats. Hell, not even cats yet."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Yes, but I...can't...mooo-"

Alith is smothered by another kitten licking his face.

[Twi]

<sup>"Morrrrning James~


Also, that's true, but totally not what I'm talking about. See those cannons underrrr the bow? I'm talking about those, silly."</sup>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Can't you fix them?"

[Twi]

^{"Doable, but we might as well just put something betterrrr on therrre. They arrre a rrratherrr interrrresting design, though. Rrrun off steam frrrrom the boilerrr itself, by the looks of it."}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I dunno, a giant minigun? A heat sensor?"

[Twi]

^{"...Oh, you'rrre useless, Rrricharrrd."}

She pulls up her computer and starts brainstorm-designing.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Richard shrugs and continues playing Crush the Castle.

Alith finally gets the kittens off him.

"Camille, I swear those things could be your children."

[Twi]

<sup>"They arrre prrretty adorrrable.

Also, Alith, Rrricharrrd wants you to feel his pain.

Obviously."</sup>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"What."

[Twi]

^{"Rrrricharrrd knows what I'm talking about? Rrright, Rrrichard? With the suffocating?"}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Suffocating?"

Richard's confused.

((I thought Camille was in the walker when Alith was smothering him. And Richard never told Camille about that.))

[Twi]

((No, when Camille glompified Richard. ))

Camille shakes her head in dismay and gets back to designing.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Richard didn't notice that. ))

[SomeStupidGuy]

"We found a weapons cache a little while back, Camiile. There might be a rocket launcher or something in there."