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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50153 times)

Spinal_Taper

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Defeat Misko in a rock battle.
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GreatWyrmGold

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How am I technically dead?
Lead the guardsmen to victory!
[5] Ignoring the destroyed solar system elsewhere, you lead the Guardsmen to slay everything in the room! Respawn?
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Vorthon

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Respawn as a better spark.
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misko27

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Anyone who helps me defeat cassandra this turn will get a small effigy of them carved into the room. Totes serious.
 
Seriously, who bets cassandra rolls a 1?
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Furtuka

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Considering what I pulled last time, I expect a 4, or 5
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misko27

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Considering what I pulled last time, I expect a 5
So, one vote for utter failure, one is that she derms it.
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Cassandra

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That reminds me. Who wants an honored position with the zerg horde when they arrive?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Tavik Toth

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Respawn as a nation again.
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tomio175

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As a black hole that has absorbed tons of gods, start devouring zerg horde.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

Yoink

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>MEDITATE.

>ATTAIN NIRVANA.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Finish the focus, and respawn as an infinite swarm of Zerg. All of the Zerg. All over the universe. Begin the ultimate ZERG RUSH, and become the final boss of this universe! Form the overkill into my permanent bonus. (Like THIS won't cause !!FUN!!.)

"Guess that makes me queen bitch of the universe, now... DIE!"
[5] The excess will become a permanent bonus, oh crap. [4+8] You now have a +6 bonus and are the Zerg. The Zerg transform to be more horrifying, like Tyranids.
Oh carp...

Travel to where everyone else is at hyperspeed
[6] You crash into the floor at hyperspeed.
Oh carp...

Defeat Misko in a rock battle.
[2v2] The battle is pretty low-key, in part because misko is dead.
Oh ca...wait, what?

Respawn as a better spark.
[6] You could out-Spark Agatha and Gil if their brains were stuck in Castle Heterodyne. You're also crazier than that would be.
Oh carp...

Respawn as a nation again.
[4] You respawn as Romania.
Oh Carpathia...

As a black hole that has absorbed tons of gods, start devouring zerg horde.
I don't remember you doing that, [5] but boy do you start now. Granted, you're eating up whole solar systems...
Oh carp...

>MEDITATE.

>ATTAIN NIRVANA.
[1] You fail and are filled with rage. You must attack something next turn.
Oh carp...

GM Turn:
The Marines [5] cobble together a spacecraft from the rubble and remnants of their drop pods. It is pretty powerful and could probably incinerate the whole room if fired.
Oh carp...
Futaka strikes the floor. [1] It annihilates itself and some rubble. However, the impact causes a slight explosion of debris. No one is seriously injured, but some rare hurt.
Oh ca...wait, that's good.
A blue limb stirs underneath the rubble and grabs Doomblade! A blue head with huge teeth follows and bites him!
Oh carp...
An alarm goes off in Latin.
Oh carp...
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #371 on: November 29, 2012, 10:32:52 pm »

BUILD A CROSS-PHASIC MULTI-HARMONIC TRANS-DIMENSIONAL COMBOBULATOR. NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #372 on: November 29, 2012, 10:34:19 pm »

Misko you owe me 5 bucks

I respawn as 13 Cannibal Planets and begin trying to eat the Zerg infested planets
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #373 on: November 29, 2012, 10:35:01 pm »

How in the name of drunken jesus did you miss my action? I
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #374 on: November 29, 2012, 10:36:36 pm »

Well then, fuck that.
 
> Be Destroy-all-dermers button. which, upon pressage, instantly and irrevocably slaughters any one capable of derming it, which, being everyone but a few NPCs, is essentially kill-em-all. With Bee Guardians.
> Menace at cassandra Ominiously.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 10:52:38 pm by misko27 »
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