Finish the focus, and respawn as an infinite swarm of Zerg. All of the Zerg. All over the universe. Begin the ultimate ZERG RUSH, and become the final boss of this universe! Form the overkill into my permanent bonus. (Like THIS won't cause !!FUN!!.)
"Guess that makes me queen bitch of the universe, now... DIE!"
[5] The excess will become a permanent bonus, oh crap. [4+8] You now have a +6 bonus and are the Zerg. The Zerg transform to be more horrifying, like Tyranids.
Oh carp...
Travel to where everyone else is at hyperspeed
[6] You crash into the floor at hyperspeed.
Oh carp...
Defeat Misko in a rock battle.
[2v2] The battle is pretty low-key, in part because misko is dead.
Oh ca...wait, what?
Respawn as a better spark.
[6] You could out-Spark Agatha and Gil if their brains were stuck in Castle Heterodyne. You're also crazier than that would be.
Oh carp...
Respawn as a nation again.
[4] You respawn as Romania.
Oh Carpathia...
As a black hole that has absorbed tons of gods, start devouring zerg horde.
I don't remember you doing that, [5] but boy do you start now. Granted, you're eating up whole solar systems...
Oh carp...
>MEDITATE.
>ATTAIN NIRVANA.
[1] You fail and are filled with rage. You must attack something next turn.
Oh carp...
GM Turn:
The Marines [5] cobble together a spacecraft from the rubble and remnants of their drop pods. It is pretty powerful and could probably incinerate the whole room if fired.
Oh carp...
Futaka strikes the floor. [1] It annihilates itself and some rubble. However, the impact causes a slight explosion of debris. No one is seriously injured, but some rare hurt.
Oh ca...wait, that's good.
A blue limb stirs underneath the rubble and grabs Doomblade! A blue head with huge teeth follows and bites him!
Oh carp...
An alarm goes off in Latin.
Oh carp...
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Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again (Read 50679 times)