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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50196 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Sic transit mundus"?
« Reply #270 on: November 16, 2012, 12:54:27 pm »

LETS WORK TOGETHER
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Sic transit mundus"?
« Reply #271 on: November 16, 2012, 04:30:27 pm »

LETS WORK TOGETHER
FORM SUPERMECH WITH TAVIK. DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Sic transit mundus"?
« Reply #272 on: November 16, 2012, 05:51:05 pm »

So wait, am I still alive? Because if so:
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN EEEEEVEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYTTTTHHHIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If not,
>Respawn As Tim the Enchanter
On fire, but alive. [6] You burn everything, even yourself.

Fight off the rest of the zombies.. CLOSE PORTAL.
[3] You kill a walker before [2] tugging ineffectively at the edge of the portal.

No. My player is not consumed. Make him not so, then merge with him. WE SHALL BE ONE.
[2] You are in denial.

Derm it
[2] You...how does a series of sentient nuclear explosions not derm things? I guess you move high above the ground?

Materialize a gatling gun with gatling guns for barrels, and infinite ammo, and start mowing down those... things.
[2-2+1] Despite my approval of your terminology, you put the barrels on backwards. Respawn?

Respawn as a Space Marine.
[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.

>SOMEHOW BE STILL ALIVE UNDEAD

MAYBE MORE LIKE SKELETON NOW THOUGH

>MEDITATE IN NEWLY-CREATED PEACE AND QUIET
[6] You return to life! [4-1] You meditate a bit and determine that those things will probably try to eat you.
*looks up "Not Using the Z Word* on TV Tropes for more inspiration*

((I fail as what? Living or dead?

*Tiruin checks the OP.

You could make it clearer sometimes.))

REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE.
If you fail to respawn, you're not respawned. That usually means you're still dead.
[6] You respawn as a god of kitsunes. You are promptly bombarded with prayers.

LETS WORK TOGETHER
FORM SUPERMECH WITH TAVIK. DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST.
[6,5] You form a super-powerful mech with two personalities! Tavik Toth's half is oversized, rendering the whole immobile. In addition, while tomio's arm (the left) has a rocket launcher, Tavik's half has only a gattling shotgun which runs out of ammo really, really fast.

GM Turn:
The Jägers [3v1] slaughter several infected by pointing at the far wall and removing the head or destroying the brain while their backs are turned.
The clanks [6] explode, destroying several things and killing [6] [5]...nothing directly, but the Jägers jumped away hard enough that they scattered into the horde whilst prone.
The fire burns on. [1] The PCs catch on fire and lose all flammable items!
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #273 on: November 16, 2012, 05:53:32 pm »

FUCK.

Respawn as a clankborg. For the lulz.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #274 on: November 16, 2012, 05:57:30 pm »

I hug everyone!
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #275 on: November 16, 2012, 05:58:26 pm »

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FIRE SHALL CONSUME ALL!! ALLL WILL BEEE AAAAAASH!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

>Unless I am no longer sentient, in which case be Tim the Enchanter.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 06:11:52 pm by misko27 »
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #276 on: November 16, 2012, 06:03:29 pm »

"I'm so fucking sick of these mutha fucking zombies on this mutha fucking plane!" Laser the zombies to death. Burn the survivors with a lightsaber. Then crash a plane on them. ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME.
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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #277 on: November 16, 2012, 06:08:24 pm »

Extend foot so we can move. Give feet-control to Talvik.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #278 on: November 16, 2012, 06:23:40 pm »

STOMP zombies
SHOOT zombies.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #279 on: November 16, 2012, 06:35:26 pm »

SUMMON THE CONTENTS OF A TYPICAL /dev/null DIRECTORY
I seriously hope you interpret this right you smug GM, you
Cackle.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #280 on: November 16, 2012, 06:36:35 pm »

...A typical wha???
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #281 on: November 16, 2012, 09:29:51 pm »

((Oh, thanks for that note GWG.))

"Oh goodness..this probably won't end up good- I meant satisfactory."

Begin addressing prayers, answering them only until the limits of my power - no sadistic wishes granted or destruction of the world, no granting a kill to anyone wishing ill to their fellowmen, no instant wealth or added lifespan for dubious reasons, No demons.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #282 on: November 16, 2012, 09:30:42 pm »

Deny being in denial. Deny it so hard that the denial becomes true.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Sic transit mundus"?
« Reply #283 on: November 16, 2012, 09:40:26 pm »

Respawn as a Space Marine.
[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.

Thank you. I'm glad to see you understand how it works.

Kill ALL the zombies and gain a promotion!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "(Burn, let it burn) Burn...down!"
« Reply #284 on: November 17, 2012, 04:02:13 pm »

FUCK.

Respawn as a clankborg. For the lulz.
[5] You find a lovely lady and enjoy her in the afterlife. Please remember how literally I take curse words.
[4-1] You're not a well-designed one. Probably a Spark's first project.
Speaking of sparks...

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FIRE SHALL CONSUME ALL!! ALLL WILL BEEE AAAAAASH!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

>Unless I am no longer sentient, in which case be Tim the Enchanter.
[3] You fan the fire with your still-sentient ashes.

I hug everyone!
[3] You hug people quickly.

"I'm so fucking sick of these mutha fucking zombies on this mutha fucking plane!" Laser the zombies to death. Burn the survivors with a lightsaber. Then crash a plane on them. ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME.
Wait, plane?
[3-2] The laser explodes. [2-2-1] The plane crashes into a wall several hundred feet up. Respawn?

Extend foot so we can move. Give feet-control to Talvik.
STOMP zombies
SHOOT zombies.
[6] You stomp on some zombies with your overweighted foot, falling over. [1-1] You shoot tomio's part with your gattling shotgun. Respawn, tomio?

SUMMON THE CONTENTS OF A TYPICAL /dev/null DIRECTORY
color=transparent I seriously hope you interpret this right you smug GM, you
Cackle.

[1] You summon a CD, which hits the rock and shatters. One bit hits you in the eye. Respawn?

((Oh, thanks for that note GWG.))

"Oh goodness..this probably won't end up good- I meant satisfactory."

Begin addressing prayers, answering them only until the limits of my power - no sadistic wishes granted or destruction of the world, no granting a kill to anyone wishing ill to their fellowmen, no instant wealth or added lifespan for dubious reasons, No demons.
[1-1] You accidentally grant a prayer about coming to a birthday party and giving eternal life and godly power to a three-year-old. You are stripped of your divine status.

Deny being in denial. Deny it so hard that the denial becomes true.
[1] You deny it so hard that the denial is irreversibly false.

Respawn as a Space Marine.
[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.
Thank you. I'm glad to see you understand how it works.

Kill ALL the zombies and gain a promotion!
[3] You kill a dozen walkers. Not bad.

GM Turn:
The zombies attack Doomblade, Furtaka, Vorthon  Yoink, and the Jägers, since they're the only edible things nearby. [6,6,1,2,3v6,4,3,5,1] Doomblade avoids the attack by chopping off the bitten arm, Furtaka gets mauled but is alive, Vorthon and Yoink avoid injury, and the Jägers get bitten.
A drop pod hits [3] the laboratory. Six Omega Marauders marines file out, marauding towards the zombies.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 05:07:52 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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