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[misko27]

I died for unrelated reasons.
 
NOW THE ANTS WILL FEEL MY WRATH!

Maybe it'd be better to respawn as Tim the Enchanter.

[Doomblade187]

If I'm dead, respawn as Duke Nukem. Then, kill that shambling horde of undead over there.

[Tavik Toth]

((Wait arnt I near the horde? if so wouldnt i still be alliveor something?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as sentient Fire.((I make good on my threat muahahah!))
Set various things on fire. Get bigger. FIIIIIRREE!!!!!!!! Like the flammable Island. Or the Flammable dead bodies. LIGHT IT ALL! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3] You respawn as a lit, sentient match. [5-1] Despite being small, you light the corpses on fire. [6] It swiftly spreads out of control. Oh, dear...

Respawn as a series of endlessly repeating sentient explosions capable of changing it's dimensional positioning

[6] You respawn as a respawning nuclear bomb. Oh, dear...

Respawn as a Jäger. Again. Taint entire world's water supply with Jägerdraught.

[5] You do. Oh, dear...

Stabilize my fire and control it.

After the probable retcon, if alive...try to shift to spirit form.

If dead WITHOUT BEING TOLD AGAIN, REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE.

[2] You fail.

Use demiplane control to turn my part of the World Serpent Inn into a  anti-zombie shelter. Meditate if needed. Keep it sealed from the other planes.

[1] You open up a portal from your demiplane into the zombie horde. Oh, dear...

>CEASE MEDITATION AND CURBSTOMB VORTHON AND HIS MONSTERS FOR UPSETTING THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS.

>THEN MEDITATE.

You can't find any remaining Jägers. They all died last turn.

If I'm dead, respawn as Duke Nukem. Then, kill that shambling horde of undead over there.

[6] You respawn as a Duke with a Nuke 'Em button. Who is also Duke Nukem. He gets jostled by a zombie and presses the button. Oh, dear...

((Wait arnt I near the horde? if so wouldnt i still be alliveor something?))

Well, you were, but now there's a nuke heading towards your area and a sentient series of nuclear explosions, among other things...

GM Turn:
Those things flood into the main room.
The island tortoise puts its foot down. [6] It kills several of them, but breaks its leg and topples over. It is on fire!
The Hive [2] burns.
The inhabitants of Cassandra's demiplane, Cassandra included, [5v4+1] fight. Many zombies die, but the soldiers are killed. The Jägers, clanks, and Cassandra are still fighting, although bitten.
A nuclear warhead is dropped into the zombie horde. [5] It wipes out everything in Tankia, including the link to the game. Respawn?

People who did this turn: ERROR: OVERLOAD ERROR.

[misko27]

So wait, am I still alive? Because if so:
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN EEEEEVEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYTTTTHHHIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If not,
>Respawn As Tim the Enchanter

[Cassandra]

Fight off the rest of the zombies.. CLOSE PORTAL.

[Spinal_Taper]

No. My player is not consumed. Make him not so, then merge with him. WE SHALL BE ONE.

[Furtuka]

Derm it

[Vorthon]

Materialize a gatling gun with gatling guns for barrels, and infinite ammo, and start mowing down those... things.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn as a Space Marine.

[Yoink]

>SOMEHOW BE STILL ALIVE UNDEAD

MAYBE MORE LIKE SKELETON NOW THOUGH

>MEDITATE IN NEWLY-CREATED PEACE AND QUIET

[Tiruin]

((I fail as what? Living or dead?

*Tiruin checks the OP.

You could make it clearer sometimes.))

REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE.

[tomio175]

Be world famous, rich bagelmaker. Eat bagels. Raise army.

IGNORE

[Tavik Toth]

Respawm on earth as a Mech
Form space nation

[tomio175]

Respawm on earth as a Mech

STOP STEALING MY IDEA.