Sorry about not updating.
Respawn as a MT again
Leave tank nation.
[1] You respawn as a miniature troll. [2-1] You apply for citizenship. Your application is denied.
Revive. Same settings.
Still doing it with the magic.
[2] You're stuck to the mortal body of a flaming fox.
If I don't say, "Respawn?" you're probably alive.
Kill rival bagelmaker, take patent, keep on selling bagels. Buy more mechs.
You forgot mine. Also, if it fails, do it again.
I'll interpret this as "Respawn, then kill the bagelmaker."
[6] You respawn with a second head who disagrees with you a lot, [4-1-1] preventing you from harming the bagelmaker.
Upgrade to destroying hats
[4] Upgraded.
Motherfucker.
Outnumbered. Fortunately, the larvae hatch this turn.
> For now, Evacuate as many workers and eggs as possible.
> Pray to the world serpent. (Not real action.)
[4] Your workers and warriors evacuate 95 larvae.
No. Go and kill whomever is playing me.
[6] Dang, no more YOU AT FINAL BOSS...
RAISE AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE ARMY. GO ON A RAMPAGE, ENGULFING ALL OF CREATION IN A MAELSTROM OF BLOOD AND GLORY.
[4] You recruit 56 Jägers, five contingents of 20 soldiers and an officer on horseback each, and four clanks. [1] You rampage across your own troops. There are casualties.
Fine! Use meditation to send the cell I'm in to my own Demiplane next turn!
Yup, +1 next turn.
Forecefully attack the Jägermonstern.
[6] You force a couple dozen to yield, but your forcefulness fractures your arms forcefully.
GM Turn:
Vorthon's army semi-organizedly organizes itself into the Vorthonian Vanguard.
The megamech [1] explodes. Lots of shrapnel; some were injured. Check the OP once I update it.
The Hive [5] storms the wax mound. They have a central nest in the World Serpent Inn, and two outposts in the lab.
A bunch of people are approaching Tankia from the north. They don't look friendly, or even alive.
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