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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50188 times)

Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "The best-laid plans of mice and men--"
« Reply #225 on: November 11, 2012, 06:48:48 pm »

Fine! Use meditation to send the cell I'm in to my own Demiplane next turn!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "The best-laid plans of mice and men--"
« Reply #226 on: November 11, 2012, 07:36:34 pm »

Forecefully attack the Jägermonstern.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "The best-laid plans of mice and men--"
« Reply #227 on: November 13, 2012, 05:25:04 pm »

Sorry about not updating.

Respawn as a MT again
Leave tank nation.
[1] You respawn as a miniature troll. [2-1] You apply for citizenship. Your application is denied.

Revive. Same settings.

Still doing it with the magic.

[2] You're stuck to the mortal body of a flaming fox.
If I don't say, "Respawn?" you're probably alive.

Kill rival bagelmaker, take patent, keep on selling bagels. Buy more mechs.
You forgot mine. Also, if it fails, do it again.
I'll interpret this as "Respawn, then kill the bagelmaker."
[6] You respawn with a second head who disagrees with you a lot, [4-1-1] preventing you from harming the bagelmaker.

Upgrade to destroying hats
[4] Upgraded.

Motherfucker.

Outnumbered. Fortunately, the larvae hatch this turn.

> For now, Evacuate as many workers and eggs as possible.
> Pray to the world serpent. (Not real action.)
[4] Your workers and warriors evacuate 95 larvae.

No. Go and kill whomever is playing me.
[6] Dang, no more YOU AT FINAL BOSS...

RAISE AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE ARMY. GO ON A RAMPAGE, ENGULFING ALL OF CREATION IN A MAELSTROM OF BLOOD AND GLORY.
[4] You recruit 56 Jägers, five contingents of 20 soldiers and an officer on horseback each, and four clanks. [1] You rampage across your own troops. There are casualties.

Fine! Use meditation to send the cell I'm in to my own Demiplane next turn!
Yup, +1 next turn.

Forecefully attack the Jägermonstern.
[6] You force a couple dozen to yield, but your forcefulness fractures your arms forcefully.

GM Turn:
Vorthon's army semi-organizedly organizes itself into the Vorthonian Vanguard.
The megamech [1] explodes. Lots of shrapnel; some were injured. Check the OP once I update it.
The Hive [5] storms the wax mound. They have a central nest in the World Serpent Inn, and two outposts in the lab.
A bunch of people are approaching Tankia from the north. They don't look friendly, or even alive.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #228 on: November 13, 2012, 05:26:49 pm »

GRAAAAH! RAMPAGE! MAELSTROM OF BLOOD AND GLORY! ENGULF THE WORLD!
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #229 on: November 13, 2012, 05:30:25 pm »

Build new hive. But with Defense systems. No more emergency stuff. easy evacuations and defensibility are the goals.

Look into development of Insecticide against other bugs. With cure if needed.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2012, 08:27:02 pm by misko27 »
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #230 on: November 13, 2012, 05:32:09 pm »

Stabilize my fire and control it.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #231 on: November 13, 2012, 05:32:31 pm »

Help he who was once playing me ascend to a higher plane.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #232 on: November 13, 2012, 05:37:01 pm »

repair myself and destroy ALL THE HATS
« Last Edit: November 13, 2012, 05:59:39 pm by Furtuka »
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #233 on: November 13, 2012, 05:37:08 pm »

Just turn into a mech.
Find a way on to the the surface.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #234 on: November 13, 2012, 05:58:53 pm »

Forcefully body-slam the Jägermonstern!
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One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #235 on: November 13, 2012, 06:05:02 pm »

Finish Demiplane creation!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Yoink

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #236 on: November 13, 2012, 07:51:53 pm »

>MEDITATE.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #237 on: November 13, 2012, 08:05:02 pm »

Finish Demiplane creation!
Buzz in her ear.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "The best-laid plans of mice and men--"
« Reply #238 on: November 13, 2012, 08:20:52 pm »

In case anyone cares...

A bunch of people are approaching Tankia from the north. They don't look friendly, or even alive.

Look at the title or the OP and decide how you will react to what passes for a plot development.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "The best-laid plans of mice and men--"
« Reply #239 on: November 13, 2012, 08:24:48 pm »

In case anyone cares...

A bunch of people are approaching Tankia from the north. They don't look friendly, or even alive.

Look at the title or the OP and decide how you will react to what passes for a plot development.
Zombies are not very scary to bees. As bees are bees. My war wages on. Against  the enemy. Unless someone summons a Can of Raid.
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